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Old 01-04-2018, 10:41 PM   #1991
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Hertz and Sandhunter celebrated christmas together this year.
How ever they found it strange talking directly to each other without using a message board. So they wrote down sentences on post it notes and pinned them to Hertz's wife's boobs - it was the only way to make sure they saw the notes.

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Old 01-04-2018, 10:50 PM   #1992
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Ball7 does a hula dance in front of his mirror while wearing a grass skirt
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Old 01-05-2018, 12:15 AM   #1993
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The Chicago urban myth of Candyman was loosely based on trailmaster.
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Old 01-05-2018, 07:04 AM   #1994
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I've got a secret.
Estreeter is the chairman of the board of directors of the Australian branch of Apple.

He hates that we say that Apple is an unethical enterprise that get more than 200 billions hidden in offshore tax heavens.
Correct He wishes that figure was 1 trillion

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I bet no one knows why Estreeter only wears leotards on the beach -- it's because he has a massive Microsoft Windows logo tattooed on his chest
palo5 and xyzde69 believe it or not are both already even though another 5 weeks away making me Valentines Day cards shopping for the best chocolates and even making the right and delightful flower arrangements Can't help themselves as I'm so adorable
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Old 01-05-2018, 09:21 AM   #1995
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Estreeter looks at himself adoringly in the mirror for several minutes a day. "How can they resist me?" he asks his reflection
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Mal Hombre's daughter recently got married to her ex-lover Hertz.
It was a shotgun wedding.
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Glen Quagmire wrote the original Kamasutra and carved its 100 sexual positions into wood with his erect penis
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ball7 is writing a book about the history of She-Males and for the book launch palo5 is already planning to be there and have his copy signed
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Ball7 does a hula dance in front of his mirror while wearing a grass skirt
Thing is, he bought the skirt second hand from Glen.

The small ad described it as "slightly soiled".
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palo5 runs a car lot with 1000 pristine Trabants for 100 rubles each. But even offering that much cash, people still won't take them.
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