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Old 01-04-2018, 02:26 PM   #1981
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Estreeter is the electrician who installed the Nuclear button on Kim Jong-un's desk , luckily he is such a bad electrician he forgot to connect the wires
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And after a secret meeting with the CIA, in the way to protect the human mankind, sandhunter had to disconnect the Nuclear button on Trump's desk...

which means... it remained connected.
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Old 01-04-2018, 03:20 PM   #1982
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Don't ask me why because he don't even know why but kelio eats spaghetti by sucking it up a straw
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Old 01-04-2018, 03:21 PM   #1983
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tygrkhat40 is hosting a barbecue this weekend to cheer on the Bills. Guests are asked to bring plenty of booze.
How fast can you eat? It's gonna be 0F () this Sunday, so bundle up so be ready for hot dog ice pops and iced burger sandwiches.

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tygrkhat40 is a Giant: he 's so tall that he has to call 911 when he wants to get out of his house, which never happens cause his fingers are too large to dial the tiny numbers of his phone
That's me. World's tallest midget.

Brian249x came up with the idea for the "Tickle-Me-Elmo" doll. Unfortunately, he blew all the money he made on it on Beanie Babies.
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Old 01-04-2018, 03:25 PM   #1984
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That reminds me, Cabbage Patch Dolls were modelled on jokerman Don't tell anyone that.
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Chuuutttt!!!! Don't repeat.
I've got a secret.
Estreeter is the chairman of the board of directors of the Australian branch of Apple.

He hates that we say that Apple is an unethical enterprise that get more than 200 billions hidden in offshore tax heavens. He thinks that paying 20 AU$ of taxes per year makes him a good leftist.
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I bet no one knows why Estreeter only wears leotards on the beach -- it's because he has a massive Microsoft Windows logo tattooed on his chest
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Mal Hombre forced me to remove my last two post due to them containing the words "Trump" and "Penis pump"
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Two days before Herge's death he had begun storyboarding the latest Tintin adventure titled: "Tintin and the secret order of Brecht"
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Cuddly he may be, but did you know he cuddles Kim Jong-Un furry dolls
Which he also makes.
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Brian249x came up with the idea for the "Tickle-Me-Elmo" doll. Unfortunately, he blew all the money he made on it on Beanie Babies.
Freakin' Mattel got that injunction or I would have really cleaned up on the Barbie Blow Job doll. I had just started production on the Ken doll for the gay guys.
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