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Old 01-04-2018, 02:17 AM   #1971
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tygrkhat40 was actually going to become a vegan just to please a female thankfully when I hit him in the head he came to his senses and then he went killed her
tygrkhat40 is hosting a barbecue this weekend to cheer on the Bills. Guests are asked to bring plenty of booze.
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Old 01-04-2018, 07:19 AM   #1972
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Palo5 used to work for the British Government - he was known as Agent 005
Would that be agent pal005.
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Old 01-04-2018, 08:33 AM   #1973
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Welderman is really quite cuddly.....providing yoe wear a full face mask and gauntlets
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Old 01-04-2018, 09:35 AM   #1974
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Cuddly he may be, but did you know he cuddles Kim Jong-Un furry dolls
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Old 01-04-2018, 12:05 PM   #1975
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tygrkhat40 is a Giant: he 's so tall that he has to call 911 when he wants to get out of his house, which never happens cause his fingers are too large to dial the tiny numbers of his phone
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Old 01-04-2018, 12:09 PM   #1976
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Estreeter's horoscope for 2018 reads as follows: "beware of close encounters with Uranus which could potentially be harmful to your health"
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Mr. Estreeter's scenes from "Diamonds are forever" were edited out due to Estreeter campy attitude.

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ball7 works in the pest control. He doesn't kill pests with the poison, he kills them with his stinking legs. Just need to walk around in the house, barefoot...
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trailmaster does not use toilet paper, he uses coarse sandpaper well actually, palo5 uses it on him
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Ouch It's a good thing Dr. Estreeter is there afterwards to lubricate the aching area
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