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Old 12-11-2017, 03:22 PM   #1671
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None of you who post here(except me) exist. You're all just figments of Jenny48459'simagination!
Which means that trailmaster is running some sort of sick, sadistic, warped and demented experiment on this poor girl. I want in!

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Old 12-11-2017, 05:47 PM   #1672
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Which means that trailmaster is running some sort of sick, sadistic, warped and demented experiment on this poor girl. I want in!



This is not a lie.

Estreeter squeals like a little girl and wets his knickers just a bit at the thought of a Bruce Springsteen/Justin Bieber collaboration.
Estreeter wants Springsteen to appear with Bieber and perform some unmentionable sex-act with him on-stage. Bieber can't wait. Nor can Estreeter
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Old 12-11-2017, 10:42 PM   #1673
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Nobody trusts Tygrkhat ...not after New Mexico
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Old 12-12-2017, 07:28 AM   #1674
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Old 12-12-2017, 05:41 PM   #1675
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Old 12-12-2017, 06:28 PM   #1676
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Old 12-12-2017, 07:24 PM   #1677
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Palo has noted that Newcastle is basking in both -6c temperatures and the idea of Brexit and has made moves to have a sunshine holiday in civilised England.
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Palo has noted that Newcastle is basking in both -6c temperatures and the idea of Brexit and has made moves to have a sunshine holiday in civilised England.
Your invitation is very kind, but I would suffer in your tropical weather

Hometown climate is better

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Old 12-12-2017, 08:06 PM   #1679
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kelio'savatar looks like the Frankenstein monster. This all happened one day when kelio went out on Halloween trick or treating. He put on the raggedy clothes the Frankenstein monster wore in the Boris Karloff films and a mask. The mask was slightly large and ill fitting so kelio decided to use superglue, but he used too much and when he got home with his bag full of candy he could not get the mask off. It was made of this special tearproof latex. So kelio had to go to work the next day with the mask on. The reaction on the street was startling. Women fainted and there were traffic accidents as surprised drivers lost their concentration on their driving. At work it was even worse. Female workers were screaming and running out of the office, and the male workers tried to shoot kelio with guns they had in their desks. kelio had to run and hide in the boss's office so he could explain himself. With the help of the office doctor and a maintenance man they were able to delicately remove the mask, but kelio's face was slight torn, and he had nightmares for weeks to come because of this!
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Old 12-12-2017, 08:09 PM   #1680
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Bloke, are you okay?
I just saw you on the telly holding a blonde lady while climbing the Empire State Building.
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