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Old 12-10-2017, 07:29 PM   #1661
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This week Mal Hombre finally started his own Youtube channel titled "Loco Mal"
In the upcoming months he will upload several videos in which he describes the female anus and its uses.
At the end of filming, Mal shouts "That's a bum wrap" before going off with his best boy.
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Old 12-10-2017, 09:04 PM   #1662
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In Brecht's head his relationship with his wife barres all the hallmarks of a romance on the scale of Romero/Juliet, Cleopatra and Mark Antony. His wife doesn't agree with his view on their marriage, according to her it is more like early Tom and Jerry.
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Old 12-10-2017, 09:08 PM   #1663
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ball7 is a virgin.
He saves him self until he meets his true love.
He can't understand why that upsets his wife.
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ball7 is a virgin.
He saves him self until he meets his true love.
He can't understand why that upsets his wife.
Good one. But come on we all know you are my true love.
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Ball7 keeps several sheep in his attic just to confuse his neighbors ,as he has a flock of geese in his dungeon that he abducts from his local park
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Old 12-10-2017, 10:05 PM   #1666
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Greenman lost his virginity to a frog
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Hertz is in the Illuminati , also the only gay one, he has a secret agenda
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Old 12-11-2017, 09:38 AM   #1668
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ball7 thinks gravity is a scam which he's trying to prove on the Empire State Building.
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palo5 not just wants to but needs to be, like you don't want oxygen you need it, to be Putin's sex slave
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Old 12-11-2017, 12:53 PM   #1670
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kelio'savatar looks like the Frankenstein monster. This all happened one day when kelio went out on Halloween trick or treating. He put on the raggedy clothes the Frankenstein monster wore in the Boris Karloff films and a mask. The mask was slightly large and ill fitting so kelio decided to use superglue, but he used too much and when he got home with his bag full of candy he could not get the mask off. It was made of this special tearproof latex. So kelio had to go to work the next day with the mask on. The reaction on the street was startling. Women fainted and there were traffic accidents as surprised drivers lost their concentration on their driving. At work it was even worse. Female workers were screaming and running out of the office, and the male workers tried to shoot kelio with guns they had in their desks. kelio had to run and hide in the boss's office so he could explain himself. With the help of the office doctor and a maintenance man they were able to delicately remove the mask, but kelio's face was slight torn, and he had nightmares for weeks to come because of this!
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