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Old 12-07-2017, 07:47 PM   #1601
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Jenny48549 only allows certified lunatics to moderate VEF. No point is risking a normal person's sanity. Fortunately, VEF's membership provides a limitless supply of potential moderators.
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Old 12-07-2017, 07:54 PM   #1602
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Brecht filled bottles with his farts in the local ambulance.These bottles are given as inhalations for patients
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Hertz is the hairiest man in Croatia. Samples of his fur are used in research to cure male pattern baldness but the first test object ended up with hair growing on his tongue.
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Old 12-07-2017, 08:18 PM   #1603
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Mal Hombre is not Santa Claus - he is more like a poor man's Tim Allen
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Old 12-07-2017, 08:34 PM   #1604
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Brian249x is very famous between the West Oakland and the Financial San Francisco district.
Everybody there knows that he doesn't like to waste gazoline to drive to San Francisco. He wants to commune with the elements.
That's why he swims twice a week from the Chappell Hayes Observation Tower in Oakland to the Rincon Parc in San Francisco to teach yoga in the Yoga Center on Howard St. and then return after his lesson.

He swims, walks and teachs in total nudity. These are the sequels of his very high consumption of LSD during the 70's
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Old 12-07-2017, 10:17 PM   #1607
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Wimbo accidently outed himself when posting in the Corny Jokes thread
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Mal Hombre's breakfast consist of four raw eggs, a galon of tomato juice, toast and a garlic sausage
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xyzde69 lost 10% of his movies last week. Authorities ruled his Ron Jeremy collection was animal porn, and destroyed it
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