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Old 12-07-2017, 08:47 PM   #1601
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Jenny48549 only allows certified lunatics to moderate VEF. No point is risking a normal person's sanity. Fortunately, VEF's membership provides a limitless supply of potential moderators.
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Old 12-07-2017, 08:54 PM   #1602
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Brecht filled bottles with his farts in the local ambulance.These bottles are given as inhalations for patients
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Hertz is the hairiest man in Croatia. Samples of his fur are used in research to cure male pattern baldness but the first test object ended up with hair growing on his tongue.
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Old 12-07-2017, 09:18 PM   #1603
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Mal Hombre is not Santa Claus - he is more like a poor man's Tim Allen
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Brian249x is very famous between the West Oakland and the Financial San Francisco district.
Everybody there knows that he doesn't like to waste gazoline to drive to San Francisco. He wants to commune with the elements.
That's why he swims twice a week from the Chappell Hayes Observation Tower in Oakland to the Rincon Parc in San Francisco to teach yoga in the Yoga Center on Howard St. and then return after his lesson.

He swims, walks and teachs in total nudity. These are the sequels of his very high consumption of LSD during the 70's
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