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Old 12-07-2017, 02:00 PM   #1591
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Estreeter asked Manchester United's manager to lose their UEFA game at Basel.
He won himself 500'000 AU$ after that game.
Estreeter is not at all Australian. He's a Macao mafioso.
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xyzde69 wants to be my personal slave he even said he'd pay me for the honour
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When Palo5 put a cap on his head in any Russian stadium during a competition. One of the team stops to play and lose the game.
Like that he earns about 5 millions dollars per week. Money that he equally redistribute to his thirty two beautiful mistresses.

Estreeter and palo5 communicate together by satellite mobile phones during games. They also spend a lot of time together on their yatchs four times a year.
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Old 12-07-2017, 05:49 PM   #1594
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Old 12-07-2017, 05:54 PM   #1595
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Brecht filled bottles with his farts in the local ambulance.These bottles are given as inhalations for patients
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Hertz is Santa Claus and is locked up in someones basement
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Hertz, ball7 & Estreeter are in a mental health establishment. Somehow, an imbecile gave them internet access. No one can punish them because they are certified lunatics
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Last week Hertz went shopping for a tombstone for his wife.
She isn't death and so doesn't one right now but he plans to change all of that very soon.
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The Pope shocked the world by revealing he has been friends with Palo5 for years...People had said that they would have forgiven him if he had befriended Hitler, but Palo...no way.
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Hertz is Santa Claus and is locked up in someones basement
That's a definite lie,I don't even have a basement..
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