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Old 12-05-2017, 05:57 PM   #1571
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Ball7 works in the kitchen. He eats the remnants of food, so nothing is thrown away!
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Old 12-05-2017, 06:51 PM   #1572
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Jokerman is a close friend of mine.
We are so close that I know his cup size
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Old 12-05-2017, 10:24 PM   #1573
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In Pokemon Red and Blue if you are really unlucky you can stumble across a wild Sandhunter -it is known for its violent temper and being constantly horny.

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Old 12-06-2017, 01:04 AM   #1574
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sandhunter is having a passionate affair with a beautiful, shapely black girl. We were all so happy for him, until we discovered he is also a grand-wizard in KKK
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Old 12-06-2017, 02:01 AM   #1575
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Estreeter thinks he can communicate with the web on an Apple iWashing-machine. Someone please tell him he needs a real PC for this co-operation
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Old 12-06-2017, 05:13 AM   #1576
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Jake Gittes asks his dog for advise
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One day, a sex researcher was in a remote area and saw Estreeter. "I'm told that people in such isolated places do it with cows, sheep and chickens. Is it true?" he asked

Our friend was horrified by the question. "Chickens??!" he said, in an outraged voice
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I just hired Estreeter to paint my house.
When I came back he had redecorated using stencils and dog poop.
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