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Old 11-28-2017, 02:34 PM   #1491
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Jack Gittes comes with two flavours - Hickory and Maple
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Old 11-28-2017, 04:11 PM   #1492
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ball7 was once a newspaper editor. He was fired for overlooking this:

"Panda mating fails: Veterinarian takes over"
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Old 11-28-2017, 05:46 PM   #1493
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Palo5 once tried to teach sex ed to a panda
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Old 11-28-2017, 07:14 PM   #1494
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MaxJoker invented the "Happy Ending"
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Old 11-28-2017, 08:58 PM   #1495
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Don't be fooled by Wenderman's tough and dirty-sounding posts, if you get to know him you quickly learn that he is just one big softie with a rap sheet as long as your arm.
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Old 11-29-2017, 11:42 AM   #1497
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Brian249x used to be a valued employe at Borders, now he is homeless and works part time as a male Stripper. Brian249x is his stripped name.
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A very sad story.

Palo5 is an mutant lemming, who was searching food out of his hole, when the Tsar Bomba exploded on his territory.
He's the first lemming able to speak several languages and using internet.
He created the Russian lemming Academy. But... the other lemmings do not understand one word of palo5, because they were all in their holes and never were irradiated.
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