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Old 11-27-2017, 10:55 PM   #1481
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ball7 provided all of Trump's hair - from his arse.
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Old 11-28-2017, 12:33 AM   #1482
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Welderman is one of those fat Americans
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Old 11-28-2017, 06:59 AM   #1483
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palo5 was the first man in space, not Yuri Gagarin. After the USSR dissolved, entire sections of their space program were abandoned. Because of this chaos, they forgot to bring palo5 back. He's still out there, having access to high-speed internet and enjoying porn. The only trouble is that zero gravity delays his erection which takes him two years to happen.
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Old 11-28-2017, 07:02 AM   #1484
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ball7 spends his beauty sleep in a coffin.
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Old 11-28-2017, 07:10 AM   #1485
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welderman developed UV vision due to years working as a welder.
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Brecht is in hiding. The NSA picked up his message to the Austrian Parliament:

"If we can influence the planned Mars mission, can you put Hillary Clinton on it?"
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Old 11-28-2017, 08:41 AM   #1487
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MaxJoker runs a small gunshop just outside Detroit - its name is "Nathan"
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Bloke57 favorit game in bed is "pin the tail on the donkey".
He uses a real donkey
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