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Old 11-10-2017, 05:06 PM   #1081
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ball7 called himself that as it took him seven attempts to successfully shave them
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Old 11-10-2017, 05:08 PM   #1083
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Wendigo had some minor issues with his cock, it kept on humping the weather vane
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Rewbear, rotobott, SpEffects and Welderman was the original Beatles.
But to be honest while they got the voices, they look a bit like Madonna in the morning pre-make up.
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Welderman has always followed Gandhi's advice and drank a liter of his own piss everyday

It tastes about the same as that cheap beer. I used to drink..
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