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Old 11-08-2017, 05:30 PM   #1051
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sandhunterdrinks so much beer and liquor that he has a tube and mechanical device attached to his bladder, so that every time he needs to pee he does not have to get out of his chair. He just pushes a button on the device and his bladder is emptied. The pee flows into an attached gallon plastic bottle which he can empty later.
I was under the impression that the contents of the gallon jug were used to make the next batch of sandhunter's home brew. "Waste not, want not"
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Old 11-08-2017, 08:03 PM   #1052
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MaxJoker recently showed his shortcommings to his boss.
The boss promised a raise if he pulled his pants before he had counted to three
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Old 11-08-2017, 08:18 PM   #1054
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trails, Sandy, Santee, Brian, and Hertz. Sailed on the Mayflower to Plymouth Massachusettes..Then They wished they hadn't, and came back again...
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Old 11-08-2017, 09:48 PM   #1055
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Wimbo is quite a guy until next Monday where the Doctor will cut of his willy and make a vagina out of the rest
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Wimbo is quite a guy until next Monday where the Doctor will cut of his willy and make a vagina out of the rest
Ball7 has already had this procedure done on him
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palo5 is working on his memoirs. The title of his upcoming book is I was palo5 - Memories of a VEF insider.
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I stole everything from MaxJoker's unpublished memoirs to make me look more evil
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