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Old 01-14-2018, 12:44 AM   #2051
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Palo5 became a super moderator by sleeping his way to the top
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Old 01-14-2018, 01:28 AM   #2052
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Sandhunter got the lyrics to "Born in the USA" tattoed on his behind
You have been talking to Mrs. Sandhunter again , Not cool dude not cool
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Mal Hombre is 2 meters tall. He wears a red leather catsuit with a headmask, and carries a long whip. Crowds part when he approaches
Not only that but he has the gait of a Ogre when he carries Ball7 under his arm .
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Old 01-14-2018, 10:48 AM   #2053
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^Nope, I didn't talk with Mrs.Sandy, but Mistress Sandhunter - you know the cute one.
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Old 01-14-2018, 01:07 PM   #2054
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Jokerman won the Ted Bundy look-a-like contest at his local jail
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ball7 won the "Fattest Ass in Dallas" competition on his vacation to the US last year

But he won't win it this year. He took a diet and now weighs only 250 kg
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Old 01-14-2018, 03:29 PM   #2056
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Cartman and Greenman were a very known double act during the thirties.
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Old 01-14-2018, 03:34 PM   #2057
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Estreeter is immune to heart disease. This is because he is a capitalist and does not have a heart
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Estreeter is immune to heart disease. This is because he is a capitalist and does not have a heart
Estreeter does have a heart. He keeps in a small iron box, which he has stored in a safety despoit box
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Hertz, MaxJoker and Brecht are the same person.

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Brecht has been in an Austrian prison for years. Convicts there get unlimited internet and one liter of 60% Obstler every day. He drinks his at breakfast, and is in a trance for the rest of the day
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