Jokes about Osama Bin Laden - Page 4

Lurk_D · May 14th, 2011, 04:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Edenbeast

Since the "OBL is dead" thread is gone, I thought this thread is where I should post the pic.

Bin Laden at 15 with Family! (before he went loco

)

That's probably why he did: "No one ever pays attention to me!"

**LeroyLargeCar** · May 14th, 2011, 02:33 PM

The TRUTH about Bin Laden's burial at sea

Bin Laden Given Religious Funeral Prior to Sea Burial

Published May 02, 2011

Osama bin Laden was given a religious funeral prior to his burial at sea, senior
military officials told Fox News.

Religious rites were conducted on the deck of the USS Carl Vinson (CVN 70) aircraft
carrier at about 1:10 a.m. Monday in the Persian Gulf.

In accordance with Islamic practice, bin Laden was washed and wrapped in a
white sheet before being buried at sea at 2 a.m. local time, senior U.S. military
and intelligence officials said.

Then, "In accordance with common US Navy SEAL practice, the Team pissed on him, stuck a pulled pork sandwich in his mouth and a kosher hot dog up his ass, and then pushed the sonofabitch overboard with the other garbage," a senior SEAL officer said.

iufrenchman · May 14th, 2011, 11:10 PM

From David Letterman:

The Republicans are so happy about bin Laden they’ve granted President Obama full citizenship.

**Desert Dream** · May 23rd, 2011, 11:33 PM

Apparently when they buried bin laden at sea they put him in a west ham shirt so that he would stay on the bottom !

**billybunter** · May 24th, 2011, 01:02 PM

FOX news

cartoon news for imbeciles.

May 14th, 2011, 02:33 PM	#32
LeroyLargeCar Vintage Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 276 Thanks: 10,756 Thanked 18,556 Times in 268 Posts	The whole story The TRUTH about Bin Laden's burial at sea Bin Laden Given Religious Funeral Prior to Sea Burial Published May 02, 2011 Osama bin Laden was given a religious funeral prior to his burial at sea, senior military officials told Fox News. Religious rites were conducted on the deck of the USS Carl Vinson (CVN 70) aircraft carrier at about 1:10 a.m. Monday in the Persian Gulf. In accordance with Islamic practice, bin Laden was washed and wrapped in a white sheet before being buried at sea at 2 a.m. local time, senior U.S. military and intelligence officials said. Then, "In accordance with common US Navy SEAL practice, the Team pissed on him, stuck a pulled pork sandwich in his mouth and a kosher hot dog up his ass, and then pushed the sonofabitch overboard with the other garbage," a senior SEAL officer said.

May 14th, 2011, 11:10 PM	#33
iufrenchman Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: NW Indiana Posts: 238 Thanks: 1,676 Thanked 2,536 Times in 228 Posts	From David Letterman: The Republicans are so happy about bin Laden they’ve granted President Obama full citizenship.

May 24th, 2011, 01:02 PM	#35
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May 23rd, 2011, 11:33 PM	#34
Desert Dream Waggleton P. Tallylicker Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Nor Iron Posts: 1,859 Thanks: 59,330 Thanked 72,695 Times in 1,892 Posts	Apparently when they buried bin laden at sea they put him in a west ham shirt so that he would stay on the bottom !