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Old April 27th, 2011, 10:13 PM   #231
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Now she can tell all her mates she was up the Eiffel Tower.
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Old April 27th, 2011, 10:35 PM   #232
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"After destroying Paris, Chunkra was off to Tokyo to kick Godzillas teeth in"
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Old May 4th, 2011, 02:34 PM   #233
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"We'll always have Paris."
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Old May 4th, 2011, 02:47 PM   #234
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The remake of King Kong set in Paris was a disaster from the start.
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Old May 9th, 2011, 08:49 PM   #235
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are you sure Hillery Clinton you want to run for President again?
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Old May 9th, 2011, 08:59 PM   #236
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warning to all france ! Mrs Godzilla is on the prowl
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Old May 15th, 2011, 08:01 PM   #237
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Darling, have you seen my sperm sample - it was in the fridge in an empt Yakult pot?

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Old May 15th, 2011, 09:14 PM   #238
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you mean I have to pay for something!!!!!!!!!!!
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Two's company. Three's a crowd.
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Old May 21st, 2011, 04:46 AM   #240
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When the gynocologist fails to warm his hands before the pelvic exam.
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