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October 10th, 2011, 11:12 PM
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October 11th, 2011, 04:12 AM
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Angered by the diminutive statures you wished upon them, the midgets dress as imps with red-painted faces. They constantly harass you with painful jabs of their tridents whenever you leave home. I wish our council provided free wheelbarrow transport for drunks.
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October 11th, 2011, 07:03 AM
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Granted. Now every piss head need never have to worry about dealing with pesky gravity again as a wheelbarrow will always be on hand free of charge , to him that is. Although the cost of running the service is passed on to you personally due to new European taxation directive number 109833746535271718/F . Or in laymen`s terms " Whoever thought it bought it " I wish i`d win enough money to retire from having to work ,so i could spend all day doing nothing but hanging around this Online club of ours.
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October 11th, 2011, 09:23 AM
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 , but with all that cash you took a lease on a super computer 20 years ahead of it's time, the downside is the owner of the computer is me and you'll have to use it at Casa Al' Estreeter's  I wish my Prime Minister would just go and "make love too herself" to put it in mild terms
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October 11th, 2011, 11:55 AM
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Granted. She goes and does just that . Only she does it loudly right in front of you while you`re strapped to a chair with your eyes taped open . I wish i could find a big pot of gold at the end of a rainbow this afternoon.
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October 11th, 2011, 12:14 PM
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but the boss always takes he's weekly cut, sadly this week his cut is 90%  I wish , for nothing 
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October 11th, 2011, 12:58 PM
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Granted. Mr Keith Nothing arrives at your door with a backpack containing dirty underpants and a suitcase full of tinned curried baked beans and jars of extra spicy sauerkraut. It seems you bumped into Keith years ago when you were blind drunk and said if he ever needed a place to crash. He does. For at least three months. Due to the wish being granted you`re unable to refuse him. I wish the girl of my dreams wanted me by her side forever.
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October 11th, 2011, 01:09 PM
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 I don't want to ruin your dream but feel obliged too So, You'll have 20 VEF members by your other side at all times forever.............Of my choosing I wish I knew what Mr Keith Nothing looked like
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October 11th, 2011, 01:17 PM
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Granted. Just open your front door he`s standing there right now , trying to work out how to ring your door bell. Well he`s from New Zealand. I wish i was immortal .
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October 11th, 2011, 01:28 PM
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I wish politicians came with a "mute" button.
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