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1038. Of course you turn me on babe , but then again i`ve always liked road kill.

Hey. 2 post 1038's.......two negative comments

Physics........Two negatives equal a positive

We're in with those

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1044 - Foreplay ?!?! Was I supposed to yell "Fore" ?

High temperature lithium grease won't melt when we get going. An added bonus for your business is that it doesn't wash off. You'll be prepped and ready for your next customer.

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