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June 23rd, 2012, 01:29 PM | #511 |
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1038, Honey, You're about to have the best sex you've ever had or will have, got all my advise and tips on sex from moderating a porn forum
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June 23rd, 2012, 01:55 PM | #512 |
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1038. Of course you turn me on babe , but then again i`ve always liked road kill.
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Physics........Two negatives equal a positive We're in with those
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June 23rd, 2012, 02:24 PM | #514 |
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1039 ? 1039 B
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June 23rd, 2012, 06:49 PM | #515 |
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1040. No, you're not getting that sensation from a knobbly condom. It's the boils on my cock.
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June 23rd, 2012, 10:02 PM | #516 |
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1041. Good news
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June 23rd, 2012, 10:17 PM | #517 |
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1042.Good news ! The genital warts are nearly gone...
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June 24th, 2012, 02:58 AM | #518 |
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1043. Pus is an excellent lubricant.
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June 24th, 2012, 03:10 AM | #519 |
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1044 - Foreplay ?!?! Was I supposed to yell "Fore" ?
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June 24th, 2012, 03:14 AM | #520 |
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High temperature lithium grease won't melt when we get going. An added bonus for your business is that it doesn't wash off. You'll be prepped and ready for your next customer.
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