The corrupt a wish game - Page 62

Estreeter · October 13th, 2011, 01:08 AM

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Originally Posted by sweatyhat

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I wish I owned a Sinclair C5.

Granted, you own one, you just purchased it on eBay from some place in Russia that is a money laundering place for their mafia, so though it's yours, it never arrives

The last 3 times in a row I played golf with Miss E, she's beaten me, I wish for that to never happen again

MaxJoker · October 13th, 2011, 01:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Estreeter

The last 3 times in a row I played golf with Miss E, she's beaten me, I wish for that to never happen again

Granted.

It`ll never happen again as both your feet fall off , so ruining you ability to swing or ever win a round . Although some at the club house claim your game has actually improved.

I wish my fucking bastard old Toshiba laptop that i managed to get to switch on would work properly , as it`s doing my head in since the son of a bushwhacker won`t recognize any sites as being authentic !

**luddite** · October 13th, 2011, 01:55 AM

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Originally Posted by GreenSkull

I wish my fucking bastard old Toshiba laptop that i managed to get to switch on would work properly , as it`s doing my head in since the son of a bushwhacker won`t recognize any sites as being authentic !

Granted. Now your Toshiba will recognize livejasmin as being authentic.

I wish I don't have a headache when I wake up.

MaxJoker · October 13th, 2011, 02:01 AM

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Originally Posted by luddite

I wish I don't have a headache when I wake up.

Granted.

You`ll never again have a headache when you wake up , as you`ll never wake up due to now being comatose.

I wish i had a wallet that was always full of money no matter how much i pulled out of it.

**luddite** · October 13th, 2011, 02:06 AM

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Originally Posted by GreenSkull

I wish i had a wallet that was always full of money no matter how much i pulled out of it.

Granted. Your wallet is full of play money, the only ones that will accept it are underage prostitutes.

I wish the police don't beat you too hard.

**Jeff Vader** · October 13th, 2011, 02:54 AM

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Originally Posted by luddite

Granted. Your wallet is full of play money, the only ones that will accept it are underage prostitutes.

I wish the police don't beat you too hard.

Granted. The cops only beat him until he gets a semi.

I wish there was a crock of gold at the end of every rainbow.

**sweatyhat** · October 13th, 2011, 03:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Jeff Vader

I wish there was a crock of gold at the end of every rainbow.

Granted.
You're a leprechaun and there are rainbows everywhere.
That'll be the drugs, mate.

I wish I had some of what Jeff's been taking.

**tygrkhat40** · October 13th, 2011, 03:38 AM

As you wish. What Jeff's been taking makes you see the world as it really is and you realize that what we believe the world is, is the hallucination.

I wish I had the ability to make women more attractive so they will have sex with me.

**Jeff Vader** · October 13th, 2011, 03:48 AM

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Originally Posted by tygrkhat40

As you wish. What Jeff's been taking makes you see the world as it really is and you realize that what we believe the world is, is the hallucination.

I wish I had the ability to make women more attractive so they will have sex with me.

Granted. All women are more attractive, however you went just a little too far and now they are no longer attracted to anything other than another woman as we men are now simply not attractive enough. The human race is extinct in 50 years - apart from you. Some unforseen consequences of this is that you are now immortal, however your arms are shortened and you suffer from chronic ball itch, but just can't quite reach it...

I would like to know just who keeps ringing my doorbell at 4:30am.

smackthat · October 13th, 2011, 04:05 AM

Granted. You open the door just in time to catch the door ringer...an axe-wielding psychopath.

I wish that George W. Bush had never been elected president.

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October 13th, 2011, 04:05 AM	#620
smackthat Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: New York Posts: 67 Thanks: 322 Thanked 2,099 Times in 66 Posts	Granted. You open the door just in time to catch the door ringer...an axe-wielding psychopath. I wish that George W. Bush had never been elected president.