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Old August 24th, 2017, 08:32 PM   #12651
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Why don't Chinese communists wear tampons? Because they're a red army.
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Old August 25th, 2017, 02:57 PM   #12652
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Want to hear a joke about Potassium?
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Old August 25th, 2017, 07:51 PM   #12653
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Want to hear a joke about Potassium?
Yes, a chemistry joke. I was expecting this reaction.
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Old August 25th, 2017, 08:59 PM   #12654
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Why don't Chinese communists wear tampons? Because they're a red army.
Groin...

I mean: Groan...!
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Old August 25th, 2017, 09:39 PM   #12655
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Brilliant! It really does. I'd watch that!

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Old August 26th, 2017, 09:17 AM   #12656
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^So would I.

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Yes, a chemistry joke. I was expecting this reaction.
They're going down like a Pb balloon in my house.
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They're going down like a Pb balloon in my house.


Man, that was funny.
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I once burned my Ex's house down.

It wasn't hard. She lived in a igloo.
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My wife calls me lazy now that I've retired from my job as a cricket umpire. I don't lift a finger.
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