Twisted sick jokes that`ll send us ALL to hell. - Page 119

**ball7** · September 21st, 2017, 07:05 PM

As my eye sight deminishes, I find it harder and harder to find proper rape victims.
There for I have switched to anal sex - works every time.

MaxJoker · September 22nd, 2017, 02:05 PM

I can't wait till Michael Schumacher wakes up ,

The race between him and Stephen Hawking is going to be epic.

People say I've got a racism problem but I haven't ,

Some of my best friends are racist.

**AmateurEmale** · September 22nd, 2017, 02:11 PM

I like Chris Rock's explanation of racism:

"Who's more racist, white people or black people? Black people, because we hate white people and black people too."

And he elaborated a little:

"Everything that white people don't like about black people, black people really don't like about black people."

MaxJoker · September 22nd, 2017, 06:16 PM

Leaving a baby in a hot car on a summers day will cause death in 30 minutes ,

Leave it in for another 2 hours with the heaters on full blast and the meat just falls off the bone.

**AmateurEmale** · September 23rd, 2017, 05:00 PM

Q. Who's more arrogant, vegetarians or meat-eaters?

A. Vegetarians, because have you ever known a meat-eater who wants to outlaw vegetables?

**ball7** · September 23rd, 2017, 07:19 PM

Recently I forced my son to try his first piece of cock.

Nope, it is exactly like it sounds

**AmateurEmale** · September 25th, 2017, 05:49 PM

Ever notice how the Ku Klux Klan hate fairies, but themselves dress like garden gnomes?

**ball7** · September 25th, 2017, 06:05 PM

They finally decide to kneel before their true master and all it took was to have....
Terence Stamp visit

**@llatse@** · September 26th, 2017, 01:09 AM

It may be too soon but what the hell (we're all going that way)

"Is it me or is it hot in here?" said the Grenfell Tower Resident

**ball7** · September 26th, 2017, 05:52 PM

Oops, I dropped the soap....
.....................

Hello, fellows. I said I dropped the soap.
Hello. Anybody...Look I'll just bend over and you just start.

please?

September 21st, 2017, 07:05 PM	#1181
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,696 Thanks: 66,299 Thanked 210,011 Times in 15,736 Posts	As my eye sight deminishes, I find it harder and harder to find proper rape victims. There for I have switched to anal sex - works every time. Last edited by ball7; September 22nd, 2017 at 06:07 AM..

September 22nd, 2017, 02:05 PM	#1182
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,581 Times in 69,067 Posts	I can't wait till Michael Schumacher wakes up , The race between him and Stephen Hawking is going to be epic. People say I've got a racism problem but I haven't , Some of my best friends are racist. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

September 22nd, 2017, 02:11 PM	#1183
AmateurEmale Vintage Member Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: The 513 Posts: 1,825 Thanks: 16,644 Thanked 15,794 Times in 1,755 Posts	I like Chris Rock's explanation of racism: "Who's more racist, white people or black people? Black people, because we hate white people *and* black people too." And he elaborated a little: "Everything that white people don't like about black people, black people really don't like about black people." Last edited by AmateurEmale; September 22nd, 2017 at 02:14 PM.. Reason: omission

September 22nd, 2017, 06:16 PM	#1184
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,581 Times in 69,067 Posts	Too sick , or not sick enough ? Leaving a baby in a hot car on a summers day will cause death in 30 minutes , Leave it in for another 2 hours with the heaters on full blast and the meat just falls off the bone. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

September 26th, 2017, 01:09 AM	#1189
@llatse@ Vintage Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Over the hills and far away Posts: 2,150 Thanks: 7,751 Thanked 24,861 Times in 2,098 Posts	It may be too soon but what the hell (we're all going that way) "Is it me or is it hot in here?" said the Grenfell Tower Resident __________________ Lord, we might end up dead or worse, poor

September 23rd, 2017, 05:00 PM	#1185
AmateurEmale Vintage Member Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: The 513 Posts: 1,825 Thanks: 16,644 Thanked 15,794 Times in 1,755 Posts	Q. Who's more arrogant, vegetarians or meat-eaters? A. Vegetarians, because have you ever known a meat-eater who wants to outlaw vegetables?

September 23rd, 2017, 07:19 PM	#1186
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,696 Thanks: 66,299 Thanked 210,011 Times in 15,736 Posts	Recently I forced my son to try his first piece of cock. Nope, it is exactly like it sounds

September 25th, 2017, 05:49 PM	#1187
AmateurEmale Vintage Member Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: The 513 Posts: 1,825 Thanks: 16,644 Thanked 15,794 Times in 1,755 Posts	Ever notice how the Ku Klux Klan hate fairies, but themselves dress like garden gnomes?

September 25th, 2017, 06:05 PM	#1188
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,696 Thanks: 66,299 Thanked 210,011 Times in 15,736 Posts	They finally decide to kneel before their true master and all it took was to have.... Terence Stamp visit

September 26th, 2017, 05:52 PM	#1190
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,696 Thanks: 66,299 Thanked 210,011 Times in 15,736 Posts	Oops, I dropped the soap.... ..................... Hello, fellows. I said I dropped the soap. Hello. Anybody...Look I'll just bend over and you just start. please?