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October 3rd, 2016, 04:59 PM | #1011 |
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What are there far too many of in the Greek Navy ?, Rear Admirals What do you call the one millionth abortion clinic in Turkey ? , Too little too late What's delaying the Polish space program ?, Personal hygiene plus the invention of fire [/COLOR]
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October 3rd, 2016, 05:10 PM | #1012 |
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October 3rd, 2016, 05:45 PM | #1013 |
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That's highly offensive. And highly hilarious. I'm conflicted!
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October 3rd, 2016, 10:21 PM | #1014 | |
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October 4th, 2016, 02:42 PM | #1015 | |
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October 5th, 2016, 12:50 PM | #1016 |
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After so many years together I've split from the wife.....as she started crying I said "Hey you'll always be my sister"..........I told her I've found a younger woman.....our daughter
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October 13th, 2016, 05:35 PM | #1017 |
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Since I ran out of Marine jokes, I'm going to have to tell a Southern joke.
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October 13th, 2016, 05:50 PM | #1018 |
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October 13th, 2016, 06:29 PM | #1019 |
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A refund You can lead a Zionist to Palestinian water, If you`re able to find a source they've not already stolen What's the difference between a microwave and an Islamic extremist ? A microwave doesn't blow up when the timer goes off What's the difference between a Muslim and a vampire ? At some point the vampire will ease off being so bloodthirsty
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October 13th, 2016, 07:56 PM | #1020 |
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