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Old 06-24-2017, 03:47 PM   #821
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Old 06-29-2017, 02:00 AM   #822
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Old 06-29-2017, 10:58 PM   #823
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Old 08-02-2017, 03:05 PM   #824
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Liked the few times I've tried beef tongue (Although Pork),

Preferred a rare cooked hamburger to something far darker (Something so dark in fact that if in the 1800`s It would have been enslaved) ,

Punched a shark (In both balls) ,

Eaten chicken fried steak (Singular , nine chicken fried steaks however) ,

Ice sculptured (Butt am a wizz at water juggling).
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Old 09-28-2017, 02:11 PM   #825
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been on other forums
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