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Old May 26th, 2015, 05:10 PM   #11
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Is this a trick question
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Old May 27th, 2015, 01:57 PM   #12
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Since the majority of my time on VEF is in the morning, I'll have a couple of pieces of toast with peanut butter or a bowl of oatmeal, and when possible, cold leftover pizza.
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Old June 7th, 2015, 04:38 PM   #13
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The drink of choice is always Coke Zero: Classic, Caffeine-Free, or Cherry [Pie] Zero.

The snack varies every day.
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Celery and fucking apple as my blood sugars are a tad elevated.
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Celery and fucking apple as my blood sugars are a tad elevated.
I've heard of Eating apples and Cooking apples but F*cking apples ?
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Old June 20th, 2015, 02:08 PM   #16
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Ummmm....

Gummy Bears ... Sour Keys ...

Old dutch Rip-L ... And/Or ... Miss Vickies Kettle Chips ...

Ummmm ...

Maybe an order in meat lovers pizza from Henry's ...

Ice cold MGD to wash in all down ...

Needless to say, I now monitor the amount of time I spend online as I've noticed a slight pot belly forming and it's development starting around the same time I joined VEF.

Coincidence????

I think NOT!!!!
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Guinness,a wee Jameson,salted peanuts and peppercrisps.
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Old June 21st, 2015, 07:45 AM   #18
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So, anyone like Pizza rolls?

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So, anyone like Pizza rolls?

Never heard of Them before,They don't look that unhealthy .Mind You I can't really talk...
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I've heard of Eating apples and Cooking apples but F*cking apples ?
It refers not to the type of apple but to my annoyance at having to eat them rather than potato chips
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