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Old 02-07-2012, 07:35 PM   #21
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Is this the sort of thing Kelio ?


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Old 02-07-2012, 07:40 PM   #22
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That sort of thing will do

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Old 02-07-2012, 08:02 PM   #23
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Hope this is warm enough for you Mal Hombre



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Old 02-07-2012, 08:11 PM   #24
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I wish me a girl who is a hockey fan.
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Old 02-07-2012, 08:24 PM   #25
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Hey Kurt, is this what you had in mind? I wish me a girl who loves a good burger.
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Old 02-07-2012, 08:52 PM   #26
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a girl who loves a good burger.
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Old 02-07-2012, 09:09 PM   #27
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Old 02-07-2012, 09:22 PM   #28
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Old 02-07-2012, 11:53 PM   #29
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Here you go mate



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Here you are XF.



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