I wish me a girl with......... - Vintage Erotica Forums

Home

		Vintage Erotica Forums > Discussion & Talk Forum > Funnies
I wish me a girl with.........

Notices

You are currently viewing our forum as a guest which gives you limited access.

By joining you will gain full access to thousands of Videos, Pictures & Much More, with absolutely No Ads or Popups.

Membership is absolutely FREE and registration is FAST & SIMPLE so please, Register Today and join one of the friendliest communities on the net!

All members please note: Imagetwist will no longer be allowed in any section of this forum effective Friday, 03-27-2020.

File.al is not longer allowed at the forum effective immediately

Thank you for your cooperation

Attention: There is a prevalent email scam happening everywhere where the sender claims to have a password to a site and demands money in some form. Ignore it, do not respond and at most change passwords on any sites you frequent.

Effective immediately, moving or animated GIFs are not allowed in signatures. If your signature has one, please remove or replace it asap. Staff will remove them as and when we see them without notice.

Sincerest apologies to everyone for the recent blackout. VEF and several of our sister forums had a major server malfunction. The database index is being rebuilt from scratch and may take at least several days to be fully restored. Expect major weirdness and lots of glitches in the meantime. Thank you all for your patience and understanding.

Unfortunately it seems that all of the posts made from the 13th March until the crash are permanently lost, please feel free to re-post any such material, apologies for this.

Funnies Got a joke or something funny that you want to share? Post it here!

Page 1 of 401

101

Last »

Thread Tools

Display Modes

February 6th, 2012, 08:56 PM	#1
Ninjaturtle aka Kodijack Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Bunga Bunga Island Posts: 12,337 Thanks: 88,092 Thanked 259,775 Times in 12,571 Posts	I wish me a girl with......... O.K. Here are the Rules: You post one picture which fulfils the wish of your forposter (porn pictures are allowed) Don´t forget to put your wish under the picture and so on..... So let´s start: "I wish me a girl with a pizza"

The Following 46 Users Say Thank You to Ninjaturtle For This Useful Post:

-Edge-, amantpoche, Bussprin, ~~Byegone Daze~~, daguard41, dennisomatic, electile disfunction, Estreeter, exfarmer, Glen Quagmire, Hazem_zoom, Jake Gittes, jomama, kelio, KurtBarlow, Sir Honkers, LusciousLarry, MaxJoker, moreteavicar, mxyptlk, nevermind, NIN, Pakalolobudz, palo5, PatentHappy, paul163, puluton, RickSaft, rockernut, rotobott, rustler, sexkill, Silklover, sniggles, Solid, SpEffects, teaktop, Tester2010, the flu, Tmee2020, tomesing, trailmaster, tygrkhat40, XENICAL, Xexemedes

February 6th, 2012, 09:02 PM	#2
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,117 Thanks: 772,471 Thanked 855,457 Times in 57,549 Posts	There You Go,Ninjy I Wish Me a girl with a large caliber firearm... __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

The Following 79 Users Say Thank You to Mal Hombre For This Useful Post:

-Edge-, Agro, airhoover, amantpoche, andy189, arco35, Baranovich, bigbellyboy73, The Milky Bar Kid., Bussprin, ~~Byegone Daze~~, daguard41, The Third King, davey090762, dennisomatic, dffl33, electile disfunction, Estreeter, exfarmer, Fun4love, Glen Quagmire, Grappler821, gray-gree, gubaman52, Hazem_zoom, Herrp beat 333, Jake Gittes, jomama, jster, keefriff, kego29, kelio, kvler, ladiesman77, Sir Honkers, LusciousLarry, mariotgv, Markus R, maxivic, MaxJoker, Miss80sPorn, Moltar, morito_guapo, Mr Sparkle, mxyptlk, NIN, Ninjaturtle, nnylaker, Pakalolobudz, palo5, PatentHappy, paul163, pokeras, PrinzPersico, puluton, rockernut, rotobott, rustler, Rygel, Sergeant D, Silklover, Sir Spender, Skippy33, sniggles, snowshoes, SpEffects, susimies, teaktop, Tester2010, the wonderer, trailmaster, Candy Cane, tygrkhat40, WhiteRee, winebeavis, wisenheimer, Xexemedes

February 6th, 2012, 09:05 PM	#3
Ninjaturtle aka Kodijack Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Bunga Bunga Island Posts: 12,337 Thanks: 88,092 Thanked 259,775 Times in 12,571 Posts	I wish me a girl with a pair of big mellons

The Following 46 Users Say Thank You to Ninjaturtle For This Useful Post:

-Edge-, amantpoche, arco35, Boromir, Bussprin, ~~Byegone Daze~~, davey090762, dennisomatic, electile disfunction, Estreeter, exfarmer, Glen Quagmire, gubaman52, jomama, jster, kego29, kelio, kvler, Sir Honkers, LusciousLarry, Mal Hombre, Markus R, MaxJoker, Miss80sPorn, Mr Sparkle, mxyptlk, NIN, Pakalolobudz, palo5, PatentHappy, paul163, pokeras, puluton, rockernut, rotobott, rustler, Silklover, sniggles, SpEffects, teaktop, Tester2010, Tmee2020, trailmaster, tygrkhat40, wisenheimer, Xexemedes

February 6th, 2012, 10:29 PM	#4
-Edge- Semper Fi Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 4,036 Thanks: 69,498 Thanked 177,303 Times in 4,384 Posts	As you wish.... Big Melons. I wish me a girl who is very flexible....... __________________

The Following 64 Users Say Thank You to -Edge- For This Useful Post:

amantpoche, Baranovich, bigused, Boromir, Bussprin, ~~Byegone Daze~~, daguard41, davey090762, delia213, dennisomatic, electile disfunction, Eric Cartman, Estreeter, exfarmer, Glen Quagmire, gubaman52, Hazem_zoom, Herrp beat 333, hslc, hugh77, IgnatzMouse, Jake Gittes, jomama, jster, kego29, kelio, Sir Honkers, LusciousLarry, Mal Hombre, Markus R, MaxJoker, Miss80sPorn, Moltar, mxyptlk, NIN, Ninjaturtle, nnylaker, Pakalolobudz, palo5, PatentHappy, paul163, pokeras, puluton, rated_pg, rockernut, rotobott, rustler, Rygel, Silklover, Sir Spender, Smegmut, sniggles, snowshoes, SpEffects, teaktop, Tester2010, Tmee2020, trailmaster, tygrkhat40, vab_01, Volkmar, willydharma, wisenheimer, Xexemedes

February 6th, 2012, 10:51 PM	#5
LusciousLarry Blocked! Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: A Van Down by the River Posts: 387 Thanks: 2,634 Thanked 5,460 Times in 396 Posts	Flexible enough for you? I wish me a girl with ebony skin.

February 6th, 2012, 11:11 PM	#6
imtrying Vintage Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 1,068 Thanks: 14,832 Thanked 17,238 Times in 1,043 Posts	Enjoy this ebony skinned Goddess. I wish me a cute girl with hairy underarms.

The Following 61 Users Say Thank You to imtrying For This Useful Post:

-Edge-, alejo1565, amantpoche, bigused, blewtech8, The Milky Bar Kid., booblover48, Bussprin, ~~Byegone Daze~~, davey090762, delia213, dennisomatic, electile disfunction, Estreeter, exfarmer, Glen Quagmire, gonzo26, Hazem_zoom, Herrp beat 333, hslc, jomama, jpblack, jster, kego29, kelio, kesmanasram, KurtBarlow, Sir Honkers, LusciousLarry, Mal Hombre, MaxJoker, Mr Sparkle, mrzammo, mxyptlk, NIN, Ninjaturtle, Pakalolobudz, palo5, paul163, pokeras, PrinzPersico, puluton, rockernut, rotobott, rustler, Rygel, sniggles, SpEffects, StevieO, sweetg, teaktop, Tester2010, the wonderer, Tmee2020, trailmaster, Turbomax, tygrkhat40, vision123, volker, WhiteRee, Xexemedes

February 6th, 2012, 11:25 PM	#7
exfarmer avvie pic by Estreeter Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Essex, England Posts: 13,737 Thanks: 109,422 Thanked 182,626 Times in 13,045 Posts	Just for you imtrying I wish me a girl feeding chickens __________________ I no longer have time to upload videos, sorry.

The Following 41 Users Say Thank You to exfarmer For This Useful Post:

-Edge-, amantpoche, arco35, Bussprin, ~~Byegone Daze~~, daguard41, davey090762, dennisomatic, electile disfunction, Estreeter, Glen Quagmire, Hiwi, imtrying, Jake Gittes, jomama, jster, Sir Honkers, LusciousLarry, Mal Hombre, MaxJoker, mxyptlk, NIN, Ninjaturtle, Pakalolobudz, palo5, paul163, pokeras, puluton, rockernut, rotobott, rustler, Silklover, sniggles, SpEffects, teaktop, Tester2010, Tmee2020, trailmaster, tygrkhat40, volva, Xexemedes

February 7th, 2012, 12:19 AM	#8
KurtBarlow Vintage Member Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Alberta, Canada Posts: 2,640 Thanks: 3,043 Thanked 30,298 Times in 2,636 Posts	I wish me a girl who would cook me dinner. __________________ The Bible looks like it started out as a game of Mad Libs. - Bill Maher

The Following 45 Users Say Thank You to KurtBarlow For This Useful Post:

-Edge-, amantpoche, arco35, Bussprin, ~~Byegone Daze~~, davey090762, dennisomatic, electile disfunction, Estreeter, exfarmer, garfy1, Glen Quagmire, Herrp beat 333, hslc, jomama, jster, kego29, kelio, ladiesman77, Sir Honkers, LusciousLarry, MaxJoker, mxyptlk, NIN, Ninjaturtle, Pakalolobudz, palo5, paul163, pokeras, puluton, rockernut, rotobott, rustler, Rygel, Smegmut, sniggles, SpEffects, taztyr, teaktop, Tester2010, Tmee2020, trailmaster, tygrkhat40, volva, Xexemedes

February 7th, 2012, 04:11 AM	#9
Ninjaturtle aka Kodijack Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Bunga Bunga Island Posts: 12,337 Thanks: 88,092 Thanked 259,775 Times in 12,571 Posts	I wish me a girl with a nice girlfriend

The Following 44 Users Say Thank You to Ninjaturtle For This Useful Post:

-Edge-, airhoover, alejo1565, amantpoche, arco35, Bussprin, ~~Byegone Daze~~, davey090762, dennisomatic, electile disfunction, Estreeter, exfarmer, Glen Quagmire, Hiwi, jomama, jster, kego29, kelio, KurtBarlow, Sir Honkers, LusciousLarry, Mal Hombre, MaxJoker, mxyptlk, NIN, nnylaker, Pakalolobudz, palo5, paul163, pokeras, puluton, rockernut, rotobott, rustler, sniggles, SpEffects, Tester2010, tigramr, Tmee2020, trailmaster, tygrkhat40, willydharma, XENICAL, Xexemedes

February 7th, 2012, 05:28 AM	#10
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,117 Thanks: 772,471 Thanked 855,457 Times in 57,549 Posts	I wish Me a girl with a nice pussy.... __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

The Following 49 Users Say Thank You to Mal Hombre For This Useful Post:

-Edge-, amantpoche, arco35, Baranovich, Boromir, Bussprin, ~~Byegone Daze~~, davey090762, dennisomatic, electile disfunction, Estreeter, exfarmer, Fun4love, Glen Quagmire, Hazem_zoom, hslc, Jake Gittes, jomama, jster, kego29, kelio, Sir Honkers, LusciousLarry, Markus R, MaxJoker, mxyptlk, NIN, Ninjaturtle, Pakalolobudz, palo5, paul163, pokeras, puluton, rockernut, rotobott, rustler, Sir Spender, sniggles, snowshoes, SpEffects, teaktop, Tester2010, Tmee2020, trailmaster, tygrkhat40, willydharma, XENICAL, Xexemedes

Thread Tools
Show Printable Version Email this Page
Display Modes
Linear Mode Switch to Hybrid Mode Switch to Threaded Mode