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Old 07-20-2017, 11:07 PM   #21
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Your Wife says She'd like to try something new........

Just Say No!!!!!!!!
Hmmm! Could be interesting.
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Old 07-21-2017, 06:21 AM   #23
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I will Not eat Spinach anywhere!



B...B...But my favourite!



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Angry Just say No

To kissing your wealthy Aunt when she has a heavy cold



Unless she`s made you beneficiary of her will and she`s kissing you at the top of a lengthy flight of stairs
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Do kids still eat chewing gum that they picked up off the road?
Thats a no

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B...B...But my favourite!

No need for worries my friend

In the end, more for you!

And I'd gladly join you for a bowl, and give you my Spinach portion!

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Ah poor Zammo he went blind
Was he the first teenager in Britain to discover the internet?
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rosestone ,lol the penny dropped very slowly over here
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