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Old 10-07-2010, 08:06 AM   #11
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Well, she thought her last boyfriend was a real prick. This was just the next logical step.
Ba, da, dum, dum, CHING! Hysterical thread, too!
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"We're letting you off easy this time, but just ONE more facial and we'll hide you where Peter North will never find you!"

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"OOOMMMMM... OOOOOMMMMMM.... OOOOOOMMMMMYYYY GOD THIS ISN'T A NUDE BEACH!"

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"You say the pizzas will come to thirty dollars, and there's no way I can talk you down on the price? Well... just go ahead and deliver them, and we'll see how it goes from there."

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"You know what, I don't care if my friend Julie said you were a great gynecologist. You ask me to wear stockings to my appointment, and then you tell me I'm going to be examined sitting in your easy chair... I'm not going on with this until I see a medical degree!"

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"Hi. Long-time reader, first time poster. I was wondering if anyone could tell me what kind of plant that is behind those naked people. I fucked a plant like that once when I was in college, and I'd like to find another like it."

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"Kirk to Enterprise. Kirk to Enterprise. I took care of that big lizard, so you can beam me u... HOLY SHIT! Um, cancel Enterprise, there's something I need to investigate. Kirk out."

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The other girls hated Sheila. She never found any Easter eggs, but every year she won the contest.

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"One of these things is not like the others,
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