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Old 07-20-2017, 03:15 PM   #651
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Old 08-31-2017, 05:06 PM   #653
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Catwoman's Answer To Batman's Proposal

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by Megan Peters
Oct 2, 2017

Earlier this year, DC Comics fans were stunned when Batman got down on one knee for his long-time lover. Fans followed Bruce Wayne as the hero proposed to Selina Kyle. Readers were left hanging on Batman’s answer, but it looks like the secret it out.

Catwoman said yes.

Over on USA Today, the site was able to exclusively reveal how Batman’s proposal went down. The answer came after Batman delved into his darkest secrets with Catwoman, telling his lover that he tried to stab the Riddler and kill the villain before the Joker stopped him. Wayne wanted Selina to know everything before she gave her answer, but the heroine wasn’t phased by her boyfriend’s dark past.

In fact, Catwoman told Bruce their past sins can’t compare to the love they have for one another. Selina then tells Batman to propose again, “but this time you poor boy, don’t demand.” And, after he asks one more time, Selina tells him yes.
Writer Tom King spoke with USA Today about Selina’s answer, saying he felt the the exchange represented true love to him.

“That to me is what true love is,” King explained. “It’s showing who you truly are to someone. It’s letting someone know deep down who you are and that’s horribly frightening and it scares Batman as much as anything ever has.”

“They’re two broken people, and because they’re broken, they have the edges that fit together.”

The writer went on to discuss what was next for the superhero couple. “In 78 years of this character, he lives in every kind of medium humankind can produce. But we’ve finally taken you someplace you haven’t seen before, so we’re going to explore this,” King explained.

According to the writer, Batman’s next storyline is being dubbed “Rules of Engagement.” The series will see all of Gotham - and the DC Universe - react to Batman’s unexpected proposal.

“Some people are going to think, ‘Oh, my gosh, he’s gone insane, we need to fix him.’ And others will go, ‘He’s gone sane. We finally have a Batman we’ve been looking for,’ ” King explained.

“Most superheroes, you make them happy and you end conflict — you give Spider-Man a wife and where do you go from there? But Batman’s the opposite: You give him happiness and you create conflict, because he’s fundamentally a sad character
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DC Comics Announces Batman & Catwoman's Wedding Date

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02-01-2018


The biggest wedding the DC Universe has seen since Superman and Lois Lane tied the knot in 1996 will take place in Batman #50. Bruce Wayne and Selina Kyle will walk down the aisle Wednesday, July 4, though it being a superhero wedding, there will be some complications.

Before Gotham City’s costumed power couple makes things official, Batman’s main nemesis, The Joker, will learn about the pair’s planned nuptials. A story in the DC Nation one-shot, written by Tom King and illustrated by Clay Mann, will reveal what happens when the Clown Prince of Crime learns the Dark Knight and the DCU’s most skilled cat burglar are set to be married.


The one-shot will also feature a preview of the upcoming Justice League; No Justice event series by writers Scott Snyder, James Tynion IV, Joshua Williamson and artist Jorge Jiménez, as well as a story from Brian Michael Bendis and comics legend José Luis García-López leading into the Man of Steel miniseries set to shake up Superman’s icon’s status quo.


DC Nation #0 is scheduled for release on May 2, three days before the comic book industry’s annual Free Comic Book Day, and it’s about as close to free as you can get while parting with some pocket change — 25 cents in print, free as a digital download.
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