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She's prefect For keeping my faith in the notion that women are weird
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September 22nd, 2017, 01:27 PM | #625 |
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That`s it , I quit
I am happy with my lot, a job I love (shifts I do not!), great friends and a busy social life, it would be lovely to meet someone to share this with, and have a Plus 1 for all these social events! Those friends said I should try this place out after being single for many a year. Not interested in one nighters or hookups. My favourite word is please , favourite tipple fruit flavoured Gin and favourite food pizza and cake (Not on same plate though). I am plus sized (UK 18 if that helps), so don't expect a skinny Minnie to turn up on our first date! Also pretty clumsy, I can relate to Miranda Hart. If you've got something to say that`s funny and more than one word long send me a message. Love a good giggle. I'm trying to give up innuendos but it's just so hard. Easily distrac... This shapely thirty seven year old Taurean lives in Norwich. Seems fun and likes a laugh. What could go wrong right Cue our (True story) interaction Yikes your friends suggested this place ?. May I be so bold as to suggest you please (Notice the word) find some different friends. As the site is a madhouse wrapped in a nuthouse inside an asylum. But enough about it`s good points. Hi Hi ? No my eyes are normally this bright and shiny. Thanks for asking though,. Ha lol hiiiiiiiiii Exactly , geez forget it If she`s this bad in text form how pulling teeth painful would she be in unreal real reality Trying to converse with her brings sharply into focus the shortness of life
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Hey She likes Baileys Irish Cream Looks like a B52 I think I spent too much time noticing drinks in pubs and bars to notice other things real big things Oh Mate ... don't give up
Are there any drinks served with thyme
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If you think there might be there surely must be since you`re known for your , Sage wisdom
Geez you`ll never guess what V.E.F`ers I've only be banned from POF True story. Yes and know why Because complimented this obvious mentalist on her profile. Which was great so of course felt honour bound to tell her. Only complimented her , nothing more and my former (Waaaah funny) Profile was set at "Friends". Her reply was that my message "Was like the finest caviar" Nope I don't know what in the cheesy cock she meant either so didn't respond as figured there wasn't much point sending "Huh ?" Then I get a second message with a phone number. If I`m lying I`m buying !. Yep , and unlike the previous one this is genuine and she included her full name Responded to that with a polite (Non critical) bit of gentle warning advice over whom she gives her name and number to in future. As let`s be fair she doesn't even know me. Bang boom next minute I`m banned Then I see she`s changed her profile Wiping out most of it and with a new heading that reads "Don't waste my time if you`re not prepared to speak". Is she kidding One message complimenting the effort she`d put into her profile was wasting her time She then throws a hissy fit that I don't ring her and reports me Thankfully everything I`d written was already saved Also is easy enough to rejoin the laughable site as all you need do is use CCleaner , switch off your router, run CCleaner again and rejoin with different email address and username. Only just learned that as looked it up. Maybe it`s fated I've been booted off due to a whackjob. As was swaying strongly into joining that site (Paying I mean ) properly simply to be able to contact bright eyes. Having Googled about others who've been banned without reason, it`s all men. Quite a few who were paid up members So I dodged a bullet there really. Doesn't change the fact that complete control freak fruit loop needs being locked in a padded cell
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What's with that fruit thingie
Next to her butt ring Sorry , have to mark her class factor a big fat 0
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Guess what
This fulsome boobed (No relation ) lass lives in Norwich Ok so she has a two year old son yet so what , Who better than me to be his deranged (Secondary) father figure and set him on the right path of ultimate destruction , for all standing in his way In fact as far as can see I tick all her boxes Arse-Hide , from She specifically says "Jokers need not apply" Hey if I`m lying , Greenman`s buying Bah, her loss Uh huh I`ll take myself and my sixty inches elsewhere Butt enough about my beer gut
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