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July 13th, 2011, 09:48 PM | #111 |
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And it's not a fake !
But, with a pillow on her face....
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July 14th, 2011, 03:47 AM | #112 |
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I've had 'em that big. It's like a flesh waterbed with wet holes. Kinda fun, really. Just gotta make sure she don't smother you by accident!
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August 8th, 2013, 03:30 PM | #113 |
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Alright so my life partner might not be classically beautiful
But hey once the lights are off who can tell the difference anyway ? . Not me that`s for sure Well provided i touch nothing, don`t inhale and put in ear plugs to help muffle my own screams
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August 8th, 2013, 07:47 PM | #114 |
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August 11th, 2013, 02:32 PM | #115 | |
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Listen in the womans defense at least she`s good to the kids, in fact she`s nice to all farm animals not only goats.
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Oh i`ll know alright As i`ll be made aware thanks to the odour of month old smoked rotten kippers emanating between from what is alleged to be her thighs
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December 28th, 2016, 03:45 PM | #117 |
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Thought I`d finally show the happy images of my wedding
Although couldn't find any as all of them included the wife How`s married life treating me Like an already hated stepson it now believes pissed in the ashes urn of it`s beloved Grandma
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December 28th, 2016, 04:11 PM | #118 |
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After literally minutes of serious scientific thinking, I have come up with a possible solution. An LED body suit.
Divide your morbidly obese partner's body mass into a grid of alphanumerically ordered "zones". If she asks to be stimulated, say, at grid reference B28, simply tap the co-ordinates into your smart phone and a light will shine on to indicate exactly where (within the mass of amorphous, superfluous flesh) that is. Armed only with a military grade flashlight, a contour map and some twine to find your way out again, you can then proceed in safety to the desired area. Finally, place her stimulus of choice (your finger, tongue, cock or the rough end of a pineapple) at the very spot and work your sexy magic. Of course you may need to employ more than one alphabet to provide enough discrete zones but I think the idea has legs. Good luck with it. |
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