Who are dirtier - men or women?

mschaeffer33 · December 3rd, 2011, 05:05 AM

I'd say women by far.

If they're not thinking about sex every fifteen minutes like we are, they're being offered dick almost as frequently. Ask Chris Rock. Plus they sit on their beds at night and dream up all the dirty things they know they can get away with.

Plus men don't pose in National magazines and show the insides of their penises.

Women are like cats. You just can't believe the stuff they pull when you're not looking.

**Warren G** · December 3rd, 2011, 06:16 AM

Nah...I have to disagree. Of course, you have to define what kind of "dirty" you're talking about. As far as sitting around thinking up lousy things to do to people, well yeah.

But not sex. After all, let's face it. If you (like most guys) were a woman, you would be a total whore. We're the reason they're being offered dick all the time, not them. We don't think about sex every fifteen minutes...I read a scientific study years ago that said men think about sex in some way about every 45 seconds! Maybe not consciously, but still...a lot.

And the reason that men don't show the insides of their penises is because..there's no market for it! If women looked at as much porn as we do, they might want to see it..but they don't.

Of course I agree with you about them being sneaky. That, they can excel at.

**Warren G** · December 3rd, 2011, 07:10 AM

Oh.and as far as just plain dirty goes..do you think any woman would ever start or post to a thread called.. "Describe your last poop"?

Which reminds me, I need to head over there...I just had a horrific one. See you there.

mschaeffer33 · December 3rd, 2011, 07:16 AM

Yeah, women are like cats when it comes to poop.

mschaeffer33 · December 3rd, 2011, 07:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Warren G

After all, let's face it. If you (like most guys) were a woman, you would be a total whore.

This is the unspoken secret. Women are total whores. It turns out that this is equally true in the animal kingdom. I don't mean this disparagingly; women are forced to use cunning to get what they want and to avoid being killed by infuriated males. No joke, there's a lot of that going around and it's a major preoccupation among women in the Third World.

**billybunter** · December 3rd, 2011, 10:35 AM

Is there any evidence on this

we are all sexual beings.

olivierd · December 3rd, 2011, 10:55 AM

I think the two are equal. However, a woman can hurt your heart, your feelings and your self-image. They can be dangerous in this job.

smallelfbig · December 30th, 2011, 08:17 PM

women

dsc · December 30th, 2011, 10:34 PM

Transvestites.

Me, for example

**SpermShooter** · December 30th, 2011, 11:04 PM

I think women are more manipulative than men. Women have always used sex to get what they want. It's like that old female mantra, I HAVE THE PUSSY I MAKE THE RULES. They can be very, very dirty when they want to.

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mschaeffer33 Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 578 Thanks: 512 Thanked 3,491 Times in 513 Posts	Who are dirtier - men or women? I'd say women by far. If they're not thinking about sex every fifteen minutes like we are, they're being offered dick almost as frequently. Ask Chris Rock. Plus they sit on their beds at night and dream up all the dirty things they know they can get away with. Plus men don't pose in National magazines and show the insides of their penises. Women are like cats. You just can't believe the stuff they pull when you're not looking. Last edited by mschaeffer33; December 3rd, 2011 at 05:38 AM..

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Warren G Vintage Member Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 1,473 Thanks: 5,632 Thanked 32,257 Times in 1,479 Posts	Nah...I have to disagree. Of course, you have to define what kind of "dirty" you're talking about. As far as sitting around thinking up lousy things to do to people, well yeah. But not sex. After all, let's face it. If you (like most guys) were a woman, you would be a total whore. We're the reason they're being offered dick all the time, not them. We don't think about sex every fifteen minutes...I read a scientific study years ago that said men think about sex in some way about every 45 seconds! Maybe not consciously, but still...a lot. And the reason that men don't show the insides of their penises is because..there's no market for it! If women looked at as much porn as we do, they might want to see it..but they don't. Of course I agree with you about them being sneaky. That, they can excel at.

December 3rd, 2011, 07:10 AM	#3
Warren G Vintage Member Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 1,473 Thanks: 5,632 Thanked 32,257 Times in 1,479 Posts	Oh.and as far as just plain dirty goes..do you think any woman would ever start or post to a thread called.. "Describe your last poop"? Which reminds me, I need to head over there...I just had a horrific one. See you there.

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mschaeffer33 Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 578 Thanks: 512 Thanked 3,491 Times in 513 Posts	Yeah, women are like cats when it comes to poop.

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olivierd Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: France Posts: 318 Thanks: 766 Thanked 6,623 Times in 318 Posts	I think the two are equal. However, a woman can hurt your heart, your feelings and your self-image. They can be dangerous in this job.

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smallelfbig Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 90 Thanks: 19 Thanked 642 Times in 85 Posts	women

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dsc Junior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 7 Thanks: 4 Thanked 20 Times in 4 Posts	Transvestites. Me, for example

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SpermShooter Vintage Member Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: State of Confusion Posts: 463 Thanks: 47,801 Thanked 5,392 Times in 448 Posts	I think women are more manipulative than men. Women have always used sex to get what they want. It's like that old female mantra, I HAVE THE PUSSY I MAKE THE RULES. They can be very, very dirty when they want to.