The - Write a Fellow Forum Fella a sick note - thread

[Estreeter]

Originally Posted by xyzde69

Are Green mods, moderators having a highly spiritual reference and Red ones, more unbalanced mods and potentially beeing subject to become again an anonymous vintage member?

That's the first impression I personnaly get.

Dear Forum Members

I will be absent for a while, will be going to NASA to visit their medical and psychological departments, brain is not functioning well try to decipher above quoted post

[Roubignol]

Originally Posted by Estreeter

Dear Forum Members

xyzde69 is excused from posting till he feels better
Seems his body is lacking in protein and iron

Dear Forum Members,

I've to post the following message, because the fat diet of my dear friend Estreeter clogged his cerebral arteries. He has some difficulties to change his bad habits.

In fact I was invited at the home of my very good vegan friend : Carl Lewis.

Carl Lewis: Olympic Medals through the Vegan Diet (duration 3 minutes)

[MaxJoker]

Dear Hanging Judge Tabler ,

Please excuse xyzde69.
In fact I beg you do so immediately.
For like us all he knew not what he does or did.
Also although discovered by police over the shot and stabbed body of somebody who it later turned out owed him a franc.
Discovered that`s true holding a smoking gun and blood stained toothpick.
Yelling "I`m happy I killed the fcuker".
Who`s to say he committed the crime ?.
Where`s the poof
Once you disregard the overwhelming DNA and Witness evidence plus filmed footage of course.

Thank`eee for getting somebody to read this to you.

Your`s always in a sexual sense ,

Rabbi MaxJoker Von Himmler x

[MaxJoker]

Dear Kelvin Ninlek ,
Please excuse Hertz from work this coming week.
As he`ll be otherwise occupied oiling and reviving his chainsaw.
No I`m not sure if that`s a euphemism either.
Your`s Never ,
Professor Max-Scrotum-Joker (Deceased)