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January 15th, 2018, 11:42 AM | #2061 |
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Estreeter was a good little boy when he was growing up. He was good to his parents, and he was good in school, but he had a secret. Even though he liked school a lot he couldn't wait to get home to play with his dolls. He had a bake set. He took great pleasure in being able to make his own little cookies and cupcakes. He also had a Barbie and Ken doll. He loved dressing them up, especially the Barbie doll. He also had a Cabbage Patch doll and various teddy bears. He never grew out of this love for dolls and now has to keep them secret from his wife. Even though they share the same bed Estreeter still sleeps with a small teddy bear
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January 15th, 2018, 11:49 AM | #2062 |
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sandhunter loves Bud Light beer, and he lives somewhere in Arizona, so there are probably many liquor stores everywhrere, but that isn't enough. sandhunter always has this fear that maybe one day one or more liquor stores might close so he has remedied this problem by building behind his house this gigantic cold storage bunker that is 50 feet below the ground. He can get to this bunker by way of a small elevator and a walkway. Upon entering the bunker he has stored more than 100 100 gallon Aluminum kegs of Bud Light which is kept at a constant temperature of 45 degrees F. It takes a lot of money to pay for all that electricity and he supplements his income by being a male hooker at night!
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January 15th, 2018, 12:13 PM | #2063 |
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Brecht was born into a family of super smart people. His father taught Philosophy at the University of Austria in Vienna. His mother taught Differential Geometry at the Technische Universitat in Vienna a high tech university similar to the Illinois Institute of Technology in Chicago, but much more sophisticated and high tech. As Brecht grew up he was quite smart. He got A's on all his tests and excelled at all his classes. He learned how to speak 10 languages. He was a whizz in all his math classes. He always sat at the back of his classes because most of school was boring , because everything he was taught was so easy for him. He even was an expert in all sports. One day in his English class the teacher found him trying to hide this magazine he was reading in his English book, and he had to go to the principal's office. The principle could not believe it . The magazine was about cars. When confonted about this Brecht said he did not care about regular school. He wanted to be a car mechanic. The principal asked if he told his parents about this. Brecht said no. I will tell them in my own time. The principal said. You're a senior now. Soon you will be off to college, but Brecht said that he did not want to go to college. He wanted to be a car and truck mechanic. Later at home he finally told his parents about this. They were livid. His father said that because of your incredible skills in school you could go any university in the world, but Brechtsaid No!. I want to fix cars, just cars. All school is for suckers, and then his parents kicked him out of the house and told him never to return. Brecht did not care. He got a job the very next day in the Mercedes-Benz car and truck motor pool and he was able to work on all the cars he could handle.
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January 15th, 2018, 12:43 PM | #2064 |
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January 15th, 2018, 02:54 PM | #2065 |
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lagerlout's perfect evening? A quiet night at home with a finely brewed craft beer and playing Albanian folk songs on the kazoo and theremin.
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January 15th, 2018, 04:25 PM | #2066 |
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Estreeter is generously sending trailmaster a small brown snake to sleep with.
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January 16th, 2018, 08:39 AM | #2068 |
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I got a PM from Glen Quagmire, said he had a secret to tell and needed to get it off his chest, has also asked me not to tell anyone so I promised I wouldn't in my reply
His secret ..... He's been stalking kelio and taking pictures of him that he's had blown up full size and plastered all over every room in his house
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