Your Own American Indian Name - Page 99

PatentHappy · September 12th, 2017, 01:44 PM

Pees On Enemies' Teepees

MaxJoker · September 12th, 2017, 03:59 PM

Never forgets , an imagined insult

PatentHappy · September 12th, 2017, 04:57 PM

Lights Underarm Farts

Edit:

VEF Comment: You can't light an underarm fart!

Reply:

When my squaw licks my underarms, the way she loves to, she leaves little chunks of food that get caught in the hair. As the food decomposes, it releases flammable methane gas. The kids like my hand-powered underarm farts, but they love when I light them.

Since the smell of scorched underarm hair is worse than real farts, my squaw insists I only do this outside the teepee. It's a tribe favorite at the end of every War Dance during the 'Ridicule Your Enemy' segment.

**ball7** · September 12th, 2017, 05:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Estreeter

I think you should join the VEF tribe and make it

Trains wife, obeys dog

He did and now goes by the name of
Man without balls or cock

**Numerous One** · September 12th, 2017, 11:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PatentHappy

Trains Dog, Obeys Wife

Quote:

Originally Posted by ball7

He did and now goes by the name of
Man without balls or cock

Howgh, fellow tribesmen!

I see you are no strangers to pain. But only Estreeter, also known as "Sleeps While Awake", and "Pastes Before He Copies" and by many, many, many other different names among different tribes, knows the way of the true warrior.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Estreeter

I think you should join the VEF tribe and make it

Trains wife, obeys dog

Muster all the strength you can and in your heart you will awake that innermost elk, or penguin, or moose, or prairie dog, or naked mole rat or whatever needs be awoken for you to revert yourselves to the true path of the great hunters and great warriors of the old.

Tried to boss his squaw and show he is a manly man (grandpa's way) - Now single - And tepeeless has spoken.

**Numerous One** · September 12th, 2017, 11:37 PM

Oh, and naked mole rat is my vicious animal of choice.

Again the same wise and brave guy has spoken.

**ball7** · September 13th, 2017, 08:42 AM

Runs like handicapped bull

MaxJoker · September 13th, 2017, 12:48 PM

Mocks others moccasins

**ball7** · September 13th, 2017, 06:17 PM

Smokes Peace Pibe in War Time

PatentHappy · September 13th, 2017, 08:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ball7

Smokes Peace Pibe in War Time

Hello, cousin!

Smokes War Pipe in Peace Time

(I know, you had your name first and I'm just the family contrarian.)

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September 12th, 2017, 04:57 PM	#983
PatentHappy Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2012 Posts: 129 Thanks: 1,656 Thanked 1,462 Times in 129 Posts	Lights Underarm Farts Edit: VEF Comment: You can't light an underarm fart! Reply: When my squaw licks my underarms, the way she loves to, she leaves little chunks of food that get caught in the hair. As the food decomposes, it releases flammable methane gas. The kids like my hand-powered underarm farts, but they love when I light them. Since the smell of scorched underarm hair is worse than real farts, my squaw insists I only do this outside the teepee. It's a tribe favorite at the end of every War Dance during the 'Ridicule Your Enemy' segment. Last edited by PatentHappy; September 18th, 2017 at 08:44 PM.. Reason: Involuntary response to a challenge

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September 12th, 2017, 11:37 PM	#986
Numerous One Vintage Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 650 Thanks: 55,780 Thanked 14,388 Times in 648 Posts	Oh, and naked mole rat is my vicious animal of choice. Again the same wise and brave guy has spoken.

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ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,280 Thanked 209,980 Times in 15,730 Posts	Smokes Peace Pibe in War Time