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January 13th, 2019, 12:04 AM	#331
beechray Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2014 Posts: 1,102 Thanks: 17,143 Thanked 18,165 Times in 1,088 Posts	"I see why your daughter can't cook either" __________________ “Variety's the very spice of life" said Cowper, and a damn good thing or we'd all be posting pics of the same woman..

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January 14th, 2019, 01:15 AM	#332
jomama Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Living in Silliness Posts: 29,745 Thanks: 3,492,609 Thanked 344,103 Times in 29,853 Posts	332. We Don't Need Your Opinions just blowjobs __________________ all the credit goes to original posters Avatar is Smeagol My Precious with Toilet Paper Last edited by jomama; January 24th, 2019 at 01:35 AM..

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January 14th, 2019, 03:15 AM	#333
rankman Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 50 Thanks: 304 Thanked 633 Times in 46 Posts	Did I ever tell you that growing up I had a wet nurse and that you remind me of her from the neck down. __________________ Deploring deplorables since 1974

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January 15th, 2019, 01:36 AM	#334
jomama Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Living in Silliness Posts: 29,745 Thanks: 3,492,609 Thanked 344,103 Times in 29,853 Posts	334. that outfit looked better on the mannequin __________________ all the credit goes to original posters Avatar is Smeagol My Precious with Toilet Paper Last edited by jomama; January 24th, 2019 at 01:34 AM..

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January 15th, 2019, 09:43 AM	#335
vo1v0d Hideous By Nature Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: sarf eeeest lunden Posts: 8,225 Thanks: 42,174 Thanked 60,531 Times in 7,440 Posts	Dont get undressed before i put my blindfold on

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January 15th, 2019, 11:16 PM	#336
jomama Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Living in Silliness Posts: 29,745 Thanks: 3,492,609 Thanked 344,103 Times in 29,853 Posts	336. remember beauty is just a light switch away __________________ all the credit goes to original posters Avatar is Smeagol My Precious with Toilet Paper Last edited by jomama; January 24th, 2019 at 01:31 AM..

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January 17th, 2019, 05:55 PM	#337
footstep Lost luggages? Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: France Posts: 7,268 Thanks: 92,097 Thanked 86,764 Times in 7,170 Posts	337 You took New Year resolutions ? To Stay home.

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January 19th, 2019, 02:50 AM	#338
jomama Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Living in Silliness Posts: 29,745 Thanks: 3,492,609 Thanked 344,103 Times in 29,853 Posts	338. need help working on your gag reflex __________________ all the credit goes to original posters Avatar is Smeagol My Precious with Toilet Paper Last edited by jomama; January 24th, 2019 at 01:31 AM..

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January 19th, 2019, 03:56 AM	#339
risen Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Stuck in the middle Posts: 1,100 Thanks: 68,798 Thanked 15,539 Times in 1,092 Posts	339. Beauty is only skin deep - but you appear to have yours on inside out.

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January 19th, 2019, 11:03 PM	#340
jomama Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Living in Silliness Posts: 29,745 Thanks: 3,492,609 Thanked 344,103 Times in 29,853 Posts	340. how's it feel to be the only with balls in your house? __________________ all the credit goes to original posters Avatar is Smeagol My Precious with Toilet Paper Last edited by jomama; January 24th, 2019 at 01:31 AM..

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