 |
 |
 |
 |
Register on the forum now to remove ALL ads + popups + get access to tons of hidden content for members only!
|
||||||||
|
||||||||
 Best Porn Sites
|
Live Sex | Register | FAQ | Members List | Calendar | Mark Forums Read |
| General Erotica Post here for Erotica that is neither or both Vintage and Modern |
 |
|
|
Thread Tools | Display Modes |
|
|
June 11th, 2010, 09:46 AM
|
#1 |
|
Vintage Member
Join Date: Oct 2007
Posts: 427
Thanks: 512
Thanked 13,290 Times in 418 Posts
  |
Whats The Strangest Thing You've Used To Make You Cum ?
OK this is a bit of a odd one....and a fun one too. About 6 years ago when I was a builder I was working alone in a old house taking down a fireplace.For this I needed a kango concrete breaker.After a while of holding this tool waist height I noticed the vibrations were having a effect so I thought 'I wonder' I dropped my trousers and pants and put my hard cock ontop of the machine.Then put the point of the kango against a brick and turn it on,what happened next was like a vibrator only times a million and was a hell of a sensation as it shook my cock and balls! It felt great and wasn't long before I came shooting a massive load that was breath taking and a real leg weakener!! It gave me an amazing orgasm so much so a hour later I did it again. Never done it since but just wondered what bizarre thing any of you have used when needs must??!!
__________________
My All time Top 10 1.Kay Parker 2.Tracey Adams 3.Honey Wilder 4.Jane Baker 5.Claire Green 6.Codie Nicole 7.Anna Ventura 8.Annette Haven 9.Janey Robbins (When Hairy!) 10.Olinka Hardiman |
|
|
| The Following 7 Users Say Thank You to softplaces For This Useful Post: |
|
|
|
June 11th, 2010, 01:10 PM
|
#2 |
|
Vintage Member
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Catalonia
Posts: 872
Thanks: 3,862
Thanked 8,718 Times in 846 Posts
|
The strangest you says? No doubt: A woman.
  Salut !
__________________
No matter where we come from, whether north or south. A flag will unite. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. |
|
|
|
| The Following 18 Users Say Thank You to tony_grego For This Useful Post: |
|
June 18th, 2010, 01:24 PM
|
#3 | ||
|
Administrator
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: The 19th hole
Posts: 58,120
Thanks: 449,724
Thanked 896,856 Times in 60,322 Posts
|
Quote:
Quote:
__________________
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. |
||
|
|
|
| The Following 13 Users Say Thank You to Estreeter For This Useful Post: |
|
June 13th, 2010, 11:12 AM
|
#4 | |
|
Vintage Member
Join Date: Mar 2009
Posts: 972
Thanks: 13,815
Thanked 12,965 Times in 958 Posts
|
Quote:
 |
|
|
|
| The Following 10 Users Say Thank You to bawjaws For This Useful Post: |
|
June 15th, 2010, 02:08 PM
|
#5 |
|
Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: The Sunny South Coast of England
Posts: 653
Thanks: 1,960
Thanked 5,859 Times in 612 Posts
|
a goat.
|
|
|
|
| The Following 7 Users Say Thank You to Peau Peep For This Useful Post: |
|
June 15th, 2010, 02:41 PM
|
#6 | |
|
Vintage Member
Join Date: May 2008
Location: U. S. of A. Hell,YEAH!! USA-USA-USA-US..
Posts: 1,237
Thanks: 6,579
Thanked 11,447 Times in 1,216 Posts
|
Quote:
 I sure hope that's just some sort of silly euphemism you guys use on that side of the pond! 
__________________
Foreman: "I can totally see you."
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Chester Cheetah: "Yes, we know." |
|
|
|
|
|
June 16th, 2010, 08:20 AM
|
#7 | |
|
Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: The Sunny South Coast of England
Posts: 653
Thanks: 1,960
Thanked 5,859 Times in 612 Posts
|
Quote:
It was dead. |
|
|
|
|
| The Following 13 Users Say Thank You to Peau Peep For This Useful Post: |
|
June 15th, 2010, 02:40 PM
|
#8 |
|
Beloved Brother
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19
Posts: 69,106
Thanks: 372,713
Thanked 987,564 Times in 69,067 Posts
|
Bruce forsyths wig
Carrot batons A house brick Roadkill A cement mixer Broken glass My own sarcasm One of the above is almost nearly true Hey wait a second why aren't i being paid 14 grand a post ?, Paul Merton`s career is built on such random crap 
__________________
My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. |
|
|
|
| The Following 20 Users Say Thank You to MaxJoker For This Useful Post: |
|
June 15th, 2010, 03:04 PM
|
#9 | |
|
R.I.P.
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Gone But Not Forgotten
Posts: 14,404
Thanks: 51,687
Thanked 252,372 Times in 14,171 Posts
|
Quote:
Since when did Brucie wear a wig |
|
|
|
|
| The Following 10 Users Say Thank You to billybunter For This Useful Post: |
|
June 16th, 2010, 09:21 AM
|
#10 | ||
|
Beloved Brother
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19
Posts: 69,106
Thanks: 372,713
Thanked 987,564 Times in 69,067 Posts
|
Quote:
Well to be fair it is a pubic wig so it's not surprising you didn't know I only found out because i`m friends with the panel beater who does his hair , or whatever that melted tin foil stuff on his head is  Quote:
__________________
My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. |
||
|
|
|
| The Following 14 Users Say Thank You to MaxJoker For This Useful Post: |
|
| Thread Tools | |
| Display Modes | |
|
|
Hybrid Mode
