Quotations, Fav Movie Lines, and so on and so forth etc - Page 392

**Boatguy** · February 22nd, 2016, 11:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grey Wolf

If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquillity of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, go home from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains set lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that ye were our countrymen.

Magnificent!

**Mal Hombre** · February 23rd, 2016, 05:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mizlaplan

Donald Trump:
"Boycott Apple"

Tweeted via His iphone...

IronHerder · February 23rd, 2016, 03:34 PM

These are a few of my favourite quotes

These are some quotes by authors unknown to me. If you know who should get credit, please send me a message so that a small fraction of my fathomless ignorance will be cured. On the other side of the coin, I have no reluctance to 'improve' anonymous quotes and make them mine. Sort of.

Always remember to pillage before you burn

An Angel without its wings is just a friend in disguise

-- OR -- A Friend is just an angel in disguise

Anger is a wind which blows out the lamp of the mind

Anger is like drinking poison and expecting the other person to die

Anybody can get angry, that’s easy; but getting angry at the right person, with the right intensity, at the right time, for the right reason and in the right way, that’s hard

Any object accidentally dropped will hide under a larger object, or elsewhere out of sight

Anyone can do any amount of work, provided that it isn’t the work he’s supposed to do

Anyone who isn’t confused here doesn’t really know what’s going on

Any husband who is right needs to have an apology ready

Arithmetical computations are answers to equations, not solutions to problems

MaxJoker · February 23rd, 2016, 05:57 PM

If one synchronised swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too ?

~ Steven Wright

Never worry about your heart , till it stops beating

~ E.B White

Then Howie survived ?

~ Prosecutor

sarac · February 23rd, 2016, 06:06 PM

Quote:

If you marched a hundred and six miles by the stars and your calculations were just one per cent out, you could pass the Eiffel Tower in daylight and never even see it.

Quote:

Insurance companies move in mysterious ways. Much like God... only far less generous

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Your theory's fine, but you get this mister. That engine is rated at 2000 horsepower and if I was ever fool enough to let it get started up it would shake your patched-up pile of junk into a thousand pieces, and cut us up into mincemeat with the propeller.

"The Flight of the Phoenix" (1965)

MaxJoker · February 24th, 2016, 05:30 PM

The past is the only dead thing that sometimes smells sweet

~ Cyril Connolly

Moderation is a fatal thing

~ Oscar Wilde

One for each of ya

~ Doc Holliday

MaxJoker · February 25th, 2016, 03:18 PM

Make somebody happy today. Mind your own business

~ Ann Landers

Technological progress has merely provided us with more efficient means of going backwards

~ Aldous Huxley

You got to buy me dinner first

~ Doug

sarac · February 25th, 2016, 05:43 PM

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I'm what you would call a teleological, existential atheist. I believe that there's an intelligence to the universe, with the exception of certain parts of New Jersey.

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I'm not really the heroic type. I was beat up by Quakers.

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I'm a clarinet player in 1973, I go into the hospital for a lousy operation, I wake up 200 years later and I'm Flash Gordon!

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My brain? It's my second favorite organ!

Woody Allen ~ "Sleeper" 1973

MaxJoker · February 26th, 2016, 04:41 PM

We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police

~ Jeff Marder

Insanity is hereditary , you get it from your children

~ Sam Levenson

Know how I know you`re gay ?

~ David

sarac · February 27th, 2016, 04:38 AM

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The world is full of complainers. And the fact is, nothing comes with a guarantee!

Now I don't care if you're the pope of Rome, President of the United States or Man of the Year. Something can all go wrong.

Now go on ahead and complain; tell your problems to your neighbour. Ask for help, and watch him fly.

In Russia, they got it mapped out so that everyone pulls for everyone else... that's the theory, anyway.

But what I know about is Texas, and down here, you're on your own.

Quote:

You think I'm funny? I'm an asshole? No no no... What's funny is her!

What's funny is, I had you two followed; because if it's not you she's sleeping with, it's someone else. What's funny is, when she gives you that look, and says, 'I don't know what you're talking about, Ray, I ain't done nothing funny'

But the funniest thing to me is, you think she came back here for you. Now that's what's fucking funny!

Quote:

I ain't done nothing funny.

- "Blood Simple" (1984)

February 23rd, 2016, 03:34 PM	#3913
IronHerder Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2015 Location: Fly Over State, USA Posts: 131 Thanks: 5,115 Thanked 2,923 Times in 131 Posts	These are a few of my favourite quotes These are a few of my favourite quotes These are some quotes by authors unknown to me. If you know who should get credit, please send me a message so that a small fraction of my fathomless ignorance will be cured. On the other side of the coin, I have no reluctance to 'improve' anonymous quotes and make them mine. Sort of. Always remember to pillage before you burn An Angel without its wings is just a friend in disguise -- OR -- A Friend is just an angel in disguise Anger is a wind which blows out the lamp of the mind Anger is like drinking poison and expecting the other person to die Anybody can get angry, that’s easy; but getting angry at the right person, with the right intensity, at the right time, for the right reason and in the right way, that’s hard Any object accidentally dropped will hide under a larger object, or elsewhere out of sight Anyone can do any amount of work, provided that it isn’t the work he’s supposed to do Anyone who isn’t confused here doesn’t really know what’s going on Any husband who is right needs to have an apology ready Arithmetical computations are answers to equations, not solutions to problems __________________ "Never willfully ignore beauty, because we have a moral and religious obligation to appreciate God's creation" (copyright 2011, IronHerder)

February 23rd, 2016, 05:57 PM	#3914
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February 24th, 2016, 05:30 PM	#3916
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,560 Times in 69,067 Posts	The past is the only dead thing that sometimes smells sweet ~ Cyril Connolly Moderation is a fatal thing ~ Oscar Wilde One for each of ya ~ Doc Holliday __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

February 25th, 2016, 03:18 PM	#3917
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,560 Times in 69,067 Posts	Make somebody happy today. Mind your own business ~ Ann Landers Technological progress has merely provided us with more efficient means of going backwards ~ Aldous Huxley You got to buy me dinner first ~ Doug __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

February 26th, 2016, 04:41 PM	#3919
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,560 Times in 69,067 Posts	We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police ~ Jeff Marder Insanity is hereditary , you get it from your children ~ Sam Levenson Know how I know you`re gay ? ~ David __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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