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**fatrat1** · June 24th, 2018, 10:07 PM

What has a tramp & a student got in common?

A: They both have fuck all.

**Silklover** · June 26th, 2018, 09:08 AM

Q: "Nice weather today, isn´t it?"
A: "How are you?"

MaxJoker · June 27th, 2018, 10:15 AM

What bounces and makes kids cry ? ,

My donation cheque to Children in Need.

**gedly** · June 27th, 2018, 06:55 PM

Houdini? Now there's a name that often escapes me.

captain fanta · June 27th, 2018, 09:44 PM

I was given some really good financial news today.

The little orphan kid I was sponsoring in Africa has been eaten by a lion.

captain fanta · June 27th, 2018, 10:23 PM

Just got a new iPhone, so thought I'd try out this Siri thing as I've not used it before.

"Surely it's not going to rain at the weekend is it?" I asked Siri.

"It is going to rain at the weekend, and don't call me Shirley", Siri replied.

Turns out I had it on Airplane mode

**Mister Fide** · June 28th, 2018, 02:40 PM

Masturbated a few times this week while watching the ladies play tennis. Had to stop after the Umpire announced I was distracting the players.

MaxJoker · June 28th, 2018, 05:30 PM

What do we want ? ,
A cure for Tourettes ! ,
When do we want it ? ,
FuckingWankerBastardCunt !.

MaxJoker · June 29th, 2018, 03:43 PM

No I`m not addicted to brake fluid ,

Can stop at any time .

**anothercustom** · June 29th, 2018, 11:46 PM

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.

June 24th, 2018, 10:07 PM	#13491
fatrat1 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2016 Posts: 2,708 Thanks: 52,473 Thanked 27,277 Times in 2,641 Posts	What has a tramp & a student got in common? A: They both have fuck all. __________________ My Avatar is To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

June 27th, 2018, 10:15 AM	#13493
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,560 Times in 69,067 Posts	What bounces and makes kids cry ? , My donation cheque to Children in Need. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

June 28th, 2018, 02:40 PM	#13497
Mister Fide Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: Nearly there Posts: 892 Thanks: 23,075 Thanked 17,987 Times in 890 Posts	Roll on Wimbledon Masturbated a few times this week while watching the ladies play tennis. Had to stop after the Umpire announced I was distracting the players.

June 28th, 2018, 05:30 PM	#13498
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,560 Times in 69,067 Posts	What do we want ? , A cure for Tourettes ! , When do we want it ? , FuckingWankerBastardCunt !. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

June 29th, 2018, 03:43 PM	#13499
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,560 Times in 69,067 Posts	No I`m not addicted to brake fluid , Can stop at any time . __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

June 26th, 2018, 09:08 AM	#13492
Silklover Vintage Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Next to you Posts: 1,253 Thanks: 17,262 Thanked 17,818 Times in 1,241 Posts	Q: "Nice weather today, isn´t it?" A: "How are you?"

June 27th, 2018, 06:55 PM	#13494
gedly Veteran Member Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 3,234 Thanks: 19,879 Thanked 69,310 Times in 3,171 Posts	Houdini? Now there's a name that often escapes me.

June 27th, 2018, 09:44 PM	#13495
captain fanta Member Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 79 Thanks: 39,777 Thanked 1,012 Times in 75 Posts	I was given some really good financial news today. The little orphan kid I was sponsoring in Africa has been eaten by a lion.

June 27th, 2018, 10:23 PM	#13496
captain fanta Member Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 79 Thanks: 39,777 Thanked 1,012 Times in 75 Posts	Just got a new iPhone, so thought I'd try out this Siri thing as I've not used it before. "Surely it's not going to rain at the weekend is it?" I asked Siri. "It is going to rain at the weekend, and don't call me Shirley", Siri replied. Turns out I had it on Airplane mode

June 29th, 2018, 11:46 PM	#13500
anothercustom Vintage Member Join Date: Dec 2016 Posts: 4,950 Thanks: 25,742 Thanked 123,765 Times in 5,161 Posts	Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.

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