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June 22nd, 2018, 10:38 AM | #13471 |
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A Vicar, a Rabbi and an Imam were all in cafe chatting away at their weekly get together when the subject of collection plates came up. The Vicar said he draws a circle on the floor, throws up all the money collected, whatever lands in the circle belongs to God & The Church, outside the circle goes to me. The Imam replied he does something similar, I draw a line, throw up all the money collected, whatever money lands on this side goes to Allah & The Mosque, whatever lands that side goes to me. The Rabbi said I just throw up all the money collected, whatever God catches he keeps.
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Why were there only 10,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?
A: They only had the two cars.
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After the success of Satanic Verses, Salmon Rushdie had written a new book titled: "Buddha You Fat Bastard"
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Pulled a girl down the pub last night and as we climbed into bed she asked "Why do they call you microwave ? " ,
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How many pills does a German take for a headache?
A: 4, one for each corner.
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Hitler arrives at the gates of St Peter asking to be let in. Jesus on duty refuses saying all the evil things he had done in the last 6 years. Hitler begged him, if he let him in he would give him an Iron Cross. Jesus goes to consult his dad, his dad replied what do you want an Iron Cross for, you couldn't even handle a wooden one.
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