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February 11th, 2018, 05:09 AM | #13021 |
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Me Being A Smartass Chapter 1: At The Checkout
Cashier: Would you like your milk in a bag, sir? Me: No. Just leave it in the carton.
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February 11th, 2018, 07:04 AM | #13022 |
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Torres had died and gone to heaven
St. Peter had one question before he could let Torres enter the God's kingdom "What is the name of god's son" "Jesus" "No. You have to go to the other place." "But I Said Jesus" "no, You said Hesus" |
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February 11th, 2018, 11:18 AM | #13023 |
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Meditation? Let me have a think about it.
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February 11th, 2018, 04:37 PM | #13024 |
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February 11th, 2018, 06:11 PM | #13025 |
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Asked a member of the Flat Earth Society to describe the form of a sphere
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February 12th, 2018, 10:39 PM | #13026 |
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I saw this sweet poor old lady fall down the stairs and hurt herself this morning. At least I assume she was poor because I didn’t find more than 3 dollars in her wallet.
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February 14th, 2018, 02:49 PM | #13027 |
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''Do you sell valentine cards that say: 'Sweetheart, you're the only one for me'. '' ''Of course'' ''I'll take 16, please''
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''And now for a registration of Sleeping Beauty on BBC TwoTwo''
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February 15th, 2018, 12:31 AM | #13029 |
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As the Frog Prince said to his beloved:
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