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Old 05-09-2017, 05:50 PM   #21
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2.50 ? I've been paying upwards of a Fiver ! They saw Me coming alright..
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Well you do insist on those luxury added extras

Such as them washing under their armpits first , and requiring a non-second hand condom

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Now Father Dick really is Firmus..
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Didn't he have an ancestor called Biggus?
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