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March 2nd, 2017, 08:43 PM	#541
Sir Honkers Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Land Of Glorious Leader Posts: 30,354 Thanks: 286,908 Thanked 386,234 Times in 30,308 Posts	Never have I not liked pork sausages off the BBQ. Last edited by Sir Honkers; March 4th, 2017 at 09:43 AM..

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March 2nd, 2017, 10:51 PM	#542
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,898 Thanks: 1,329,029 Thanked 707,255 Times in 60,072 Posts	Never have I ever eaten cooked chicken skin Never have I ever eaten a hamburger cooked rare Never have I ever eaten a cooked turkey wing

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March 3rd, 2017, 01:25 PM	#544
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,898 Thanks: 1,329,029 Thanked 707,255 Times in 60,072 Posts	Never have I ever fallen off my bicycle when I was a youngin Never have I ever lost control of my car on an icy road Never have I ever driven my car in a super snowstorm

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March 4th, 2017, 11:35 AM	#546
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