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December 25th, 2016, 08:36 PM	#41
wimbo77 Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2015 Posts: 9,115 Thanks: 130,160 Thanked 144,381 Times in 9,160 Posts	Stefan Dennis '' Gonna make you pee good... '' __________________

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December 27th, 2016, 12:48 AM	#42
VHSHunter Member Join Date: Dec 2016 Posts: 33 Thanks: 30 Thanked 370 Times in 33 Posts	Elton John Always seems to me Curry seems to make the hottest turd... __________________ 'Tis the VHS Hunter To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If only I could get paid for this type of research!

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December 27th, 2016, 10:59 PM	#43
VHSHunter Member Join Date: Dec 2016 Posts: 33 Thanks: 30 Thanked 370 Times in 33 Posts	Can't take the credit for this one - it was Kevin "Bloody" Wilson, but apparently it's really easy to screw with John Denver Songs such as... "Almost heaven, I wet my finger" (Almost heaven, West Virginia) __________________ 'Tis the VHS Hunter To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If only I could get paid for this type of research!

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December 30th, 2016, 06:33 PM	#44
lothian Vintage Member Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Edinburgh Scotland Posts: 706 Thanks: 7,330 Thanked 9,841 Times in 704 Posts	Robin Hood T.V theme song ..sort of . Robin Hood , Robin Hood , mincing through the Glen Robin Hood , Robin Hood , with his gay young men reared by the bad , bummed by the good Robin Hood Robin Hood .

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December 30th, 2016, 07:53 PM	#45
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,134 Thanks: 772,639 Thanked 855,693 Times in 57,565 Posts	Robin Hood,Robin Hood Running through the grass Little John,Little John Shoots Him in the arse.. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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February 23rd, 2017, 09:51 PM	#46
wimbo77 Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2015 Posts: 9,115 Thanks: 130,160 Thanked 144,381 Times in 9,160 Posts	Propaganda Dr.Mabuse '' Why does it hurt when my fart misses the beat? '' __________________

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September 28th, 2019, 07:54 PM	#47
wimbo77 Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2015 Posts: 9,115 Thanks: 130,160 Thanked 144,381 Times in 9,160 Posts	Norah Jones - I've Got To See You Again I can't help myself I need to wipe my a*** again __________________

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October 4th, 2019, 07:35 PM	#48
wimbo77 Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2015 Posts: 9,115 Thanks: 130,160 Thanked 144,381 Times in 9,160 Posts	Richard Ashcroft - Out Of My Body Out of the darkness, you saved me I was alone, you came down to claim me Lets go walk through a garden With my floppy hat on and sunglasses __________________

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October 4th, 2019, 10:23 PM	#49
BlueArsedFly Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2016 Location: 502 Badgate Way, Fapland Posts: 6,831 Thanks: 87,351 Thanked 108,277 Times in 6,848 Posts	Well I'm a-runnin' down the road and I'm shootin' my load I've got seven women on my mind __________________ Blue Arsed Fly To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. "You killed him in a rit of fealous jage!" To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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October 5th, 2019, 12:53 AM	#50
seany65 Vintage Member Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 3,651 Thanks: 80,415 Thanked 32,730 Times in 3,527 Posts	The Brits will know what tune to sing this to: "Under-boob, over-boob Wobbling free, The wobblers of Wimbledon common are we, Making no use of the bras that we find, The bras that the everyday folk leave behind." __________________ <-- That's Emer Kenny and I want to be stuck in her front bottom. Quote from electrofreak : I'd rather have questions that can't be answered, than answers that can't be questioned.

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