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Old 06-25-2016, 10:33 PM   #31
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Damn the rules, this song would get you a nice hard kick south of legal.

Pat Travers - Boom Boom out go the lights

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBf1e6WWWA0


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If I really wanted to go to the dark side, like Anakin picking on Obi-Wan on Mustafar, I would play Morbid Angel - "Bleed For The Devil". It was so scary, a 10th grade bully backed off from reading the name of the song on my tape in 1992: "This Satan Shit!!!!!"

Another song that isn't about religion but about WW2 is "War Ensemble" by Slayer: "The final sport is not a drill / It's how many people I can kill."

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depends what kind of mood I'm in .. :P

If modern - Sabaton - Resist and Bite - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGtEH1i78sI

If retro - Scorpions - Rock you like a hurricane - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yP1tcy9a10
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Grand Magus - Triumph And Power

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Bob & Marcia - Young, Gifted and Black

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Except that I'm white...and getting on a bit...and never was that clever...

Hmm! I haven't really thought this through have I?

Good song though.
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Today it would be...

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Max Webster - Battle Scar

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As a Floyd fan I would normally go for the original version, but for theatricality this is better.

Run Like Hell - Schmoll
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