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Old December 20th, 2015, 08:49 AM   #501
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goooooooooooood
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Beg to differ Miss Jen but I always thought your meals were fantastic........




Did I ever ask for a pay raise
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Old December 20th, 2015, 08:52 AM   #502
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I just realized I've been going commando for 9 days now.
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Old December 20th, 2015, 10:51 AM   #503
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When it comes to a woman receiving pleasure quite a number of them will endure and have anything shoved into to them if it is making them feel good.
To illustrate my point, just look at the number of pics (especially amateurs) you see posted around of some good looking babe fucking and sucking some real dumpy, greasy, and creepy looking guy because it gives her pleasure and enjoyment, as one example.
I won't even go into the number of outrageous objects they use for dildos!
Behold!


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Old December 20th, 2015, 11:46 AM   #504
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What she's really saying is
"I'm not a very talented actress but I am a whore"
Why do they bother trying to justify what they are when we all know what they are
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Old December 20th, 2015, 12:13 PM   #505
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...some might not have been quick enough to see it in "Ass of the hour" but...

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...there had to be one of us didn't there?

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Old December 20th, 2015, 12:31 PM   #506
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Behold!
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Any1 knowz hiz name
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Old December 20th, 2015, 01:38 PM   #508
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Old December 20th, 2015, 05:29 PM   #510
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I slept at 2AM, woke up at 9AM by alarm, didn't get up, slept until 10:10, smelled something similar to smoke. Something burning. I thought it was my PC, but it's off. I ignored it and went back to sleep. 11:11AM. I slept again to 12:46, slept again to 1:08PM. I kinda feel like this.



And the smoke came from a neighbor's BBQ machine or whatever the hell it is. It's still coming out, now I closed the window.
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