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Old October 9th, 2016, 01:19 PM   #3011
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I never understood why, but

Blowjobs should have been called Suck Jobs, for obvious reasons.

"Blowing" is what one does to candles on a birthday cake.
Ya know, one day in many centuries from now when man is forced to explore space and find a new planet to inhabit, I think the most frightening thing about space travel would be people having sex in zero gravity, when the bloke cums and it's just floating around ya have to dodge it given the lack of space and privacy

Here's a picture of that

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Old October 9th, 2016, 01:24 PM   #3012
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I never understood why, but

Blowjobs should have been called Suck Jobs, for obvious reasons.

"Blowing" is what one does to candles on a birthday cake.
Does this mean I can expect a blowjob on my birthday?
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Old October 9th, 2016, 01:57 PM   #3013
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My job sucks
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Old October 9th, 2016, 01:57 PM   #3014
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Does this mean I can expect a blowjob on my birthday?
No, the correct terminology would be certain to ask for a Suck Job.
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Ya know, one day in many centuries from now when man is forced to explore space and find a new planet to inhabit, I think the most frightening thing about space travel would be people having sex in zero gravity, when the bloke cums and it's just floating around ya have to dodge it given the lack of space and privacy

Here's a picture of that



Where's the pic?? When I click the blue arrow I get directed to a page which tells me I do not have permission to access this page.
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Where's the pic?? When I click the blue arrow I get directed to a page which tells me I do not have permission to access this page.
Only anal lovers have permission
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Does this mean I can expect a blowjob on my birthday?
Dear Sir,

I saw your post on Vintage Erotica Forums in the Thread for off topic comments thread about expecting a "blowjob" on your next date of birth.

This can be arranged if you so desire. Should you want this sexual act carried out upon yourself I will need to know form whom would you like to receive the said blowjob ?

Discretion will be used and you may nominate any member of either sex or even trans gender should you desire if that is in fact your fetish, Sir.

We do charge a small fee for this arrangement.

Yours truly in anticipation
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