All Things Redneck - Page 2

**exfarmer** · July 29th, 2013, 09:57 PM

What do you call a Redneck girl who keeps running away from home?

A virgin.

**sweatyhat** · July 29th, 2013, 10:44 PM

**exfarmer** · July 29th, 2013, 11:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Estreeter

From the dictionary

1.an uneducated white farm laborer, especially from the South.

Hey

I'm a white farm laborer

btw, what does uneducated mean?

**exfarmer** · July 29th, 2013, 11:55 PM

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Originally Posted by -Lucifer-

Only when I go hunting.

Sorry, off topic but it was too good an opportunity to miss.

-Lucifer- out hunting

**Pepper II** · July 30th, 2013, 01:31 AM

I live in Florida now but I'm actually a transplanted Northerner. After I had been here for a couple of years I told my dad I felt like a Southerner now because I knew a guy named Bubba and another one named Billy Bob! That's actually true. In the south-central part of the state there's a town called Okeechobee. Just north of there on Rt. 441 there's a small general store. Before the 2004 hurricanes blew them away there was quite a large sign on either side of the door one of which read "BEER" and the other which read "AMMO". Be sure to stock up on plenty of both before going out for the day. I'll leave you with this: You might be a redneck if your taxidermist and your butcher is the same person!

**Tmee2020** · July 30th, 2013, 02:14 AM

The last line of the national anthem:

"Gentlemen, start your engines."

**blueballsdc** · July 30th, 2013, 12:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Pepper II

I live in Florida now but I'm actually a transplanted Northerner.

You have my sympathies. Northern Florida and especially the panhandle are incredibly redneck. Driving through there a few years back and I felt like I had gone back in time 50 years.

The Charlie Daniels song "Uneasy Rider" went through my mind many times.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JoVL1Zs6WTw

Estreeter · July 30th, 2013, 12:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blueballsdc

"Uneasy Ride"

I'll give ya'll uneasy..... Click ,

Umm, That can't be for real, can it

**blueballsdc** · July 30th, 2013, 12:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Estreeter

I'll give ya'll uneasy..... Click ,

Umm, That can't be for real, can it

Yes, the Redneck Bank is real.

There is also a Tightwad Bank.
https://www.tightwadbank.net/

Which would be perfect for our friends up in Scotchland.

Estreeter · July 30th, 2013, 01:03 PM

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Originally Posted by blueballsdc

Yes, the Redneck Bank is real.

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July 30th, 2013, 01:31 AM	#15
Pepper II Super Moderator Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Sunny South Florida Posts: 7,852 Thanks: 163,883 Thanked 119,229 Times in 7,641 Posts	I live in Florida now but I'm actually a transplanted Northerner. After I had been here for a couple of years I told my dad I felt like a Southerner now because I knew a guy named Bubba and another one named Billy Bob! That's actually true. In the south-central part of the state there's a town called Okeechobee. Just north of there on Rt. 441 there's a small general store. Before the 2004 hurricanes blew them away there was quite a large sign on either side of the door one of which read "BEER" and the other which read "AMMO". Be sure to stock up on plenty of both before going out for the day. I'll leave you with this: You might be a redneck if your taxidermist and your butcher is the same person!

July 30th, 2013, 02:14 AM	#16
Tmee2020 Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Aust Posts: 4,195 Thanks: 209,813 Thanked 71,431 Times in 4,151 Posts	The last line of the national anthem: "Gentlemen, start your engines."