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Old 05-23-2012, 04:42 PM   #11
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The Biggest Lie I Tell Myself.

That three inches is well above average

Which it would be if i was a field mouse
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Old 05-24-2012, 04:32 PM   #12
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The meat and cheese came from anorexic cows and hogs, so it's low fat
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Old 09-26-2012, 09:51 PM   #13
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It can't do any harm
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Old 09-27-2012, 12:07 AM   #14
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She'll come back.

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It's good for me (for the obligatory that disgusts me)
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"As this product is low-fat, the more I eat of it, the healthier I'll be."
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Old 09-27-2012, 04:04 PM   #17
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This 'suggested serving size' thing doesn't apply to me..



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Tomorrow i stopped goig on VEF...

.......it was in 2010



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I'm not addicted to VEF,I could stop anytime I want.....
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