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May 21st, 2020, 08:34 PM	#1
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,687 Thanks: 66,277 Thanked 209,958 Times in 15,727 Posts	What are you doing right now? Write what you are doing right now besides posting on VEF. Only one entry per day. __________________ Hello, I must be going - Groucho Marx Looking for stills or scenes from the movie Agent BH 44 starring Ian Carmichael.

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May 21st, 2020, 08:46 PM	#2
seany65 Vintage Member Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 3,650 Thanks: 80,395 Thanked 32,715 Times in 3,527 Posts	"Write what you are doing right now besides posting on VEF..."? That would require multitasking and I'm male , so I can't. __________________ <-- That's Emer Kenny and I want to be stuck in her front bottom. Quote from electrofreak : I'd rather have questions that can't be answered, than answers that can't be questioned.

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May 22nd, 2020, 01:41 AM	#3
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May 22nd, 2020, 01:38 PM	#7
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