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Old January 18th, 2017, 01:21 PM   #2881
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While the salary for serving as Mayor of Moose Balls, Saskatchewan, Canada paid very little the uniform is pretty kick-ass.
Despite his valiant effort for a day off, the hospital's Chief of Staff was still able to recognized Eric C and ordered him to report back to work!
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Old January 18th, 2017, 04:27 PM   #2882
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Old January 18th, 2017, 04:33 PM   #2883
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Old January 18th, 2017, 10:35 PM   #2884
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The first known group of doctors graduating from proctology residency.
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Old January 19th, 2017, 12:52 AM   #2885
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The first known group of doctors graduating from proctology residency ....
.... and here we see them waiting their turn for the required mandatory taste test prior to receiving their degrees.

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